Kitchen Garden Forum

Dear Pongeroon, my Siter-in-law works on a local mixed farm and loves it, she isn't very big but by the heck she is strong.

Shes a pretty good tractor driver as well, not that i would tell her that.

See what fun you have missed out on, i also get invited to a few of the farmers parties, now they are nights to remember.

oldherbaceous wrote:..... i also get invited to a few of the farmers parties, now they are nights to remember.

But OH, , you told me you were trying to forget the one where you woke up in the pigsty next to its usual occupant.

Dear Peter, i had nearly forgot about it, but thanks to you, i now have it clearly back in my mind.

OH, what were you doing in a pigsty with Peter?

Dear Chantal, you do have a vivid imagination sometimes.

Well him indoors is working this weekend and I am not soooooooooo could be driller killer loose in Reading

Where are those Crystal Palace plans OH - should be child's play for an expert like me

Weed - last year No 1 husband 'helped' me to replace some trellis panels in the garden by the usual man method of shoving me aside whilst muttering Good God Woman! What are you trying to do. He then grabbed a huge hammer, whacked the top of the trellis, managed to let go of the hammer and it hit him right in the face Luckily he got away with a black eye and some damaged pride

Sue

Dear Sue, do you mean you have more than one husband.

And as for hitting himself with the hammer, you must have put him off just standing there watching.

I'll keep my eye on the news for the 8th wonder of the world being built.

Dear Sue

I am absolutely sure that if I had shoved my Governor out of the way (all 5' 2" of her)it wouldn't have been the hammer that gave me a black eye.

Weed, I'm sure your Guv'nor is a beautiful, caring, sensitive woman in spite of everything you say about her.

Of course she is Mr P.....all of those things...would I dare say otherwise?

Dear OH - please do not be alarmed. I do only have 1 husband, but I just like to keep him on his toes

The 8th wonder construction was postponed due to me getting side tracked by digging the allotment. You know when you think I'll just do that little bit more...and that bit....and that bit. Needless to say I am somewhat knackered tonight

Weed, I'm only 5 foot 3, so must be something about us vertically challenged people that makes us extra feisty. I reckon you have to be to stand up to all the big people

Sue

Dear Sue, i'm so glad you do only have the one husband, my dear Mother warned me many years ago about Man eaters.

As regarding the 8th wonder of the world, we will have to wait in eager anticipation of it's construction.

Sue, what a coincidence, I'm 5'3" and knackered from digging too

Chantal wrote:Sue, what a coincidence, I'm 5'3" and knackered from digging too

But how tall are you Chantal?

Oi! I'm only 4'11" and done for by digging today.

Does that mean I've got another 4" of spare to use?