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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:33 pm
by paul.r
bloke without a spade in his head
doug less
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:34 pm
by Chantal
Done that one - keep up my boy.
What do you call a lady with only one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a lady with only one leg in Japan?
Irene.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:38 pm
by paul.r
man with 2 panes of glass stuck in his head?
paddy o'doors
sorry about the repeat Chantel.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:42 pm
by Chantal
Forgiven Paul.
What do you call a woman setting fire to bills?
Bernadette.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:45 pm
by lizzie
You're off your heads you lot.
Here's one for the girls
Why do girls like a circumsized man?
All girls like something with 10% off
BOOM BOOM
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:51 pm
by Chantal
What do you call a man with oil spurting out of his head?
Derrick.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:55 pm
by lizzie
What do you call a scouser in a suit
The Defendant
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:56 pm
by paul.r
man laying in your hallway
Matt
I'm worn out!
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:02 pm
by Chantal
What do you call a man under a Renault?
Jacques
I'm worn out too and trying to eat my dinner.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:11 pm
by paul.r
the fairy who needed a bath?
stinkerbell.
are we in danger of scraping the barrel?
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:13 pm
by Chantal
What do you call a guy with a left eye that's an inch higher than the right one?
Isaiah
Dunno, what do you think?
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:25 pm
by Tigger
Can we stop now........please. This headbanging is starting to hurt now.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:28 pm
by Chantal
Hi Tigger, I have a shocking headache and can't think of any more, I'm drained. Well, one last one for tonight:
What do you call a man shot out of a cannon?
Rick O'Shea.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:29 pm
by pigletwillie
One last one from me.
What do you call a man who dares to sit in Chantal's tent?
Lou
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:40 pm
by paul.r
definately scraping the barrel now its a crued one.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no genitals?
no ....... idea
no need for that really was there?