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Hi Chantal,
I promise to tell you of my dealings with the 505 (by PM) if you want a laugh.

The courgette flowers that you can see have been there since time began...

Only joking! I change them each time there's a new edition of the magazine (if I remember) prior to this, there was asparagus, carrots, a strawberry, radishes, and an unidentified 'herb'...

There is a slightly obscure reason for this frivolous decoration... If I leave it as white space, the advertising department will try to fill it!

You can go to the following directory

http://www.kitchengarden.co.uk/assets/graphics/web/

and click on the files that start 'hotspot_back_...' which will be all the images that I have used in the top corner...

No chillies though folks, honest!

Mr PH I think you've just deleted those chillies to wind me up and I've just noticed, there's asparagus at the top of the page again! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhh

Johnboy, I'll think about putting the 505 back but not just yet. Yes, please PM me.

...try pressing CTRL+F5 - this will refresh not only the page, but also all the images that should be on it! This month's 'Hotspot' plant is courgette flowers!

Now its official Chanters, your behind everybody else, now chop chop, catch up quick.

With a name like Piglet I should be careful who you say chop chop to! Which means that the courgettes took over on Friday as I regularly refreshed my page on Friday lunchtime.

Anyway, you said I was being thick because "of course there were chillies" so now who hasn't a clue either?

I hadnt a clue to be honest but it was fun trying to get you sectioned, then I could have raided your shed with Mr PH as lookout. Tigger had the social workers ready for a 25% cut but you foiled the plot.

Blimey, you soon find out who your friends are! Mr PH says his shed contains nowt but spiders and mine has only straw and chickens.

As you know, I have no allotment shed as we're not allowed and our site also has no toilets. So, for my birthday present my OH and my sister have bought me a Lulu Toilet Tent and a proper shit bucket (composting) with a seat and everything! It should all be delivered today. I'll be taking the tent with me when I go there for the day, the shit bucket I think I'll keep on site, carefully hidden.

I'd also watch out, as a lady armed with a bucket of shit is to be respected...... and given perfume

Hi Chantal,
Re Malvern Show please forget to bring any produce!!!
A bottle of 'Sweet Pea Wine' will suffice!!

and some "chocolate brownies"

Do you lot mind, I'm trying to eat my lunch here.

Chantal, your sheds "crap"