Am I going crackers?

Johnboy · Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:56 am

Hi Chantal,
I promise to tell you of my dealings with the 505 (by PM) if you want a laugh.

Mr Potato Head · Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:33 am

The courgette flowers that you can see have been there since time began...

Only joking! I change them each time there's a new edition of the magazine (if I remember) prior to this, there was asparagus, carrots, a strawberry, radishes, and an unidentified 'herb'...

There is a slightly obscure reason for this frivolous decoration... If I leave it as white space, the advertising department will try to fill it! :idea:

Mr Potato Head · Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:40 am

You can go to the following directory

http://www.kitchengarden.co.uk/assets/graphics/web/

and click on the files that start 'hotspot_back_...' which will be all the images that I have used in the top corner...

No chillies though folks, honest!

Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:44 am

Mr PH I think you've just deleted those chillies to wind me up and I've just noticed, there's asparagus at the top of the page again! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhh :cry:

Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:46 am

Johnboy, I'll think about putting the 505 back but not just yet. Yes, please PM me.

Mr Potato Head · Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:47 am

...try pressing CTRL+F5 - this will refresh not only the page, but also all the images that should be on it! This month's 'Hotspot' plant is courgette flowers!

pigletwillie · Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:55 am

Now its official Chanters, your behind everybody else, now chop chop, catch up quick. :twisted:

Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:08 am

With a name like Piglet I should be careful who you say chop chop to! Which means that the courgettes took over on Friday as I regularly refreshed my page on Friday lunchtime.

Anyway, you said I was being thick because "of course there were chillies" so now who hasn't a clue either?

pigletwillie · Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:18 am

I hadnt a clue to be honest but it was fun trying to get you sectioned, then I could have raided your shed with Mr PH as lookout. Tigger had the social workers ready for a 25% cut but you foiled the plot.

Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:28 am

Blimey, you soon find out who your friends are! :evil:

Mr PH says his shed contains nowt but spiders and mine has only straw and chickens.

As you know, I have no allotment shed as we're not allowed and our site also has no toilets. So, for my birthday present my OH and my sister have bought me a Lulu Toilet Tent and a proper shit bucket (composting) with a seat and everything! It should all be delivered today. I'll be taking the tent with me when I go there for the day, the shit bucket I think I'll keep on site, carefully hidden.

Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:12 am

I'd also watch out, as a lady armed with a bucket of shit is to be respected...... and given perfume :twisted:

Johnboy · Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:28 am

Hi Chantal,
Re Malvern Show please forget to bring any produce!!!
A bottle of 'Sweet Pea Wine' will suffice!!

pigletwillie · Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:36 am

and some "chocolate brownies"

Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:03 pm

Do you lot mind, I'm trying to eat my lunch here. :lol:

Guest · Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:52 pm

Chantal, your sheds "crap" :twisted:

Am I going crackers?

Login • Register