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I was just wondering how Happymouse got on with the cataract operation, don't suppose anyone has heard have they.

I hope all went well.

44th wedding anniversary today.
Just discovered that suitable gifts would be groceries
How thrilling - "What did you buy me dearest?" "A bag of flour and a pound of sprouts."
Never mind - the same list also tells me that a 10 carat diamond is what I'll have to buy on our 100th anniversary. Time to start saving up

I'd love the sprouts Alan, as long as they were home grown

What can I expect for my first wedding anniversary?

Chantal

Paper or clocks

May i just congratulate you both on your 44th wedding anniversary, hope you both have a special day. :

Forty-four years.....you were careless with the mirrors there Allan

Having said that you have beat me by a few months its my forty-fourth anniversary in June.

Congratulations...and thanks for the warning about the presents

Shame on you - fancy even considering buying sprouts!
44 is nearly sapphire following ruby so it should perhaps be purplish - if you insist on veg it must be Aubergine.

It's Friday and I have the weekend off, I have a bottle of wine decanted and breathing ready for the evening, pork chops and mashed potatoes for dinner, Jamie Oliver chicken welfare based program on tv and I.ve just had an email telling me that JO has become patron of the battery hen welfare trust (along side pam ayres and jimmy from jimmy's farm). Felling relaxed right now.

At last, the brilliant new Stagecoach advert is on Youtube. I thought I was hallucinating the first time I saw this, it just cracks me up

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VnxLB40ikCo

Dear Lizzie, how you feeling this morning after the extraction yesterday, not too bad hopefuly.

Would you say it's added to your beauty.

Another annoying thing, trying to get that first sheet of toilet paper started.

Why do they have to stick them so well.

Even more annoying is staggering out to the loo in the dark, only to find your darling husband has used the last of the loo roll and not put out another one.

What's more, why is that men either

a) Don't replace the roll at all or

b) Don't seem able to put the new one on the dispenser and leave it balanced on top or dumped on the floor.

Grumpy this morning, can you tell guys?

Dear Chantal we are not all like that, my grumpy little friend.

I've yet to meet a man that can replace a toilet roll without being asked.

Perhaps that's the answer, OH is not a twenty something bloke with a window box, OH is a WOMAN!

Dear Chantal, i'm unable to multi task, so theres a clue.