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Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:09 am**

OMG that's the funniest website I've ever seen.

I just couldn't think of anything dirty for the chicken to do! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:17 am**

We believe you dear Jenny, we believe you. :twisted:

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:01 pm**

It won't solve world hunger for me! :cry:

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:37 pm**

what time do the frivolities start?

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:58 pm**

Going to cry off I'm afraid. Have a load of exam papers to mark.

Have a great time everyone. I'll look forward to reading the drunken exchanges in the morning.

Jopsy, I think they're starting at nine when the bride to be returns from the lottie.

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:14 pm**

oh yuk-enjoy jenny!

ok ill pop back l8er

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:48 pm**

I'm back from the lottie but as I'm horribly dirty I'm going for a shower before I change into my chicken costume. Rosie's all ready but Rocky and Selsey have gone to bed, they reckon it's well past their bedtime.

See you when I'm clean... :wink:

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:50 pm**

Jenny, tell that chicken to lay an egg or something silly and he will (try to) do it. Tell him to do anything naughty and he comes and shakes a finger at you for being rude. Type in "come up close", that's really scary :lol:

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:59 pm**

Party time!

I'm showered and dressed. Food's piled up. Wine open. Music on. Where is everyone?

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:03 pm**

here here im here
that makes 2 of us :wink:

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:11 pm**

Thank goodness for that!

Where's the belle of the ball then? She wanted a late start and now Selsey and Rocky have taken to their beds.

This could be a bit of a chickening out event, if you know what I mean?!

Well - we can strut our stuff in the meantime. Who have you come as Jopsy?

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:14 pm**

Come on OH - I know you're there. I can see you arriving.......

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:16 pm**

And you Chanters - I'd know that shower gell anywhere. What have you done to your hair?????

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:16 pm**

I'm here, all clean and tidy. As Rocky is missing, I've come as him; he didn't seem to notice me pinching some feathers.

What's to eat Tigger old girl? Do we have some of Lyndon's fabulous pastries? Oh, and I'm sticking to the Rioja tonight, no sprout wine for me, I'd like to live long enough to get married. :roll:

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:20 pm**

Kashmiri Chicken, Prawn Masala, Lamb Dansak, Potato and Peas, Rice, Naans, and all the extras.

Fresh Strawberries, Raspberries, Gooseberries, Tayberries and anything else ripe. Meringues. A selection of ice creams.

All home grown or home made.

Plus a nice drop of something red - but it hasn't materialised yet, so I'm going on the prowl for that......

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