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Dear Chantal, i won't tell you about the time my dog accidentally bit the top of my thumb off then.

Don't suppose theres any chance of you gorgeous young ladies helping a poor old man do his digging is there.

Dear God you lot! I'm glad I've had my tea.
Did I ever tell you about the time I got a paper cut on my thumb? It really hurt!

If you ever do that again Jenny, smother it in Vasoline. I works brilliantly.

OH, how many times do I have to tell you that I don't for a moment think you are an "old man". It's all a big scam. I think you're younger and fitter than me...

Poor Jenny, you seem to have the worst luck ever.

Hmmmm, not denying anything then...

Sorry Jenny At least I didn't post the photos on the forum - elephant man eat your heart out

Sue

Hee, Hee, Hee, and i haven't got a bad foot either Chantal.
I remember you saying i had only got a patio and a window-box once as well Chantal.

OH you are so good at digging (yourself into big holes mostly ) you don't need any help from Chantal et all.

Sue

Chantal wrote:.....Tigger, by the way, should be renamed Digger as boy can she DIG We've turned over around half my plot in about 5 hours (with help from Seedling too yesterday) and it looks so much better.
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Tigger, I trod on a pebble and seem to have hurt my foot. Seedling you are most welcome to help her.
Any chance you could pop round and check it, he said optomistically.
Best wishes, Peter.

PS The spade is in the shed and the allotment is out the back gate, turn left and go twenty yards........

Dream on boyo, the digging event had been planned for several weeks and the injured hoof was co-incidental. You'll have to try a lot harder than that!

By the way, I did just as much digging as them and it was WONDERFUL.

You would need to bring thigh waders.
It p***ed down earlier and the clay, oh the clay..

All you need Peter is a pair of flowery wellies and a short length fork.... No amount of rain or clay will stop us.

Chantal, Seedling and I are thinking about setting up in business - all we can dig for all we can eat and drink. Do you think it might be a goer?

Book quickly whilst I'm still on a diet.

Tempted, very tempted indeed.

Tigger wrote:All you need Peter is a pair of flowery wellies and a short length fork.... No amount of rain or clay will stop us.

Chantal, Seedling and I are thinking about setting up in business - all we can dig for all we can eat and drink. Do you think it might be a goer?

Somehow I think OH has taken the above literally.

He thinks he is going to get three ladies, three pairs of flowery wellies, three short forks and absolutely nothing else.

Make a great calendar though.