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There once was a man from Chwilog
Who started a veg growing blog
But all his planning was in vain
Because down came the rain
And changed his prize plot to a bog

Then there's him in the Forest of Bowland
Who doesn't grow on the lowland
High above the dales
Battered by the gales
Just searching for rhymes like poor Scotland

Then there's him in the Forest of Bowland
Who doesn't grow on the lowland
High above the dales
Battered by the gales
For many that sounds like no-go land

A couple more to keep you occupied if it's wintry outside where you are.

A clever young gardener from Betws
Has developed a new kind of lettuce


There was a keen gardener in Worcester
Whose show veg just never passed morcester

There was a keen gardener in Worcester
Whose show veg just never passed morcester
So he gave them a scrub
And a vigorous rub
And buffed them up with a dorcester