Kitchen Garden Forum

Chantal wrote:If you handcuff me to OH I'll climb into his tattered bag and go to sleep. I was at the lottie from 7:30am until 8:30pm, y'am knackered!

Th sweet potatoes have done so well they've beaten you up?

I don't have any keys.

Aah - OH. She didn't tell you about her little problem then?

Maybe tomorrow.

Maybe not.

I've got a number for a good locksmith.

Sweet potatoes and y'ams, or even yams are totally different things. It was the shallots and the couch grass that's done for me. Oops, talking gardening there by mistake.

Have you been watching a lot of The Simpsons Peter?

I wonder what Jo is talking about now, i bet Roly thinks we are all totaly mad.

I can't imagine why OH.

Tigger, NONE of my problems are little ones.

Tigger wrote:Peter - how can I handcuff her when you have all three pairs?

I told you I might need one of them.

Are you sure you know where the keys are?

Tigger, it's OK I ankle-cuffed her to OH while they were playing Twister and popped the keys down Jopsy's decolletage while she was mixing a cocktail in the shaker.

Jopsy was shaking the cocktail quite vigerously, so the keys might be out of reach by now.

Lord help us!

So I have to spend the night with OH. Strapped to his leg. In a tattered bag.

Gee, thanks guys.

I'll have a look for them tomorrow , Peter.

Tigger, it's not YOU that needs help here!
Will someone please call the fire brigade, or at least a man with a hack saw?

I could think of worse places to spend the night Chantal.

Tomorrow? Tomorrow? What do you mean tomorrow? OH, get looking NOW!!!

Just keep your eyes tightly shut Chantal and deny everything.

All night.

And all of tomorrow too.

oldherbaceous wrote:I could think of worse places to spend the night Chantal.

I'm damned it I can