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I love him too Grock, but not to your levels and I know my place in the queue. No doubt I'll record the whole chabang!

Glad to have you back. Have you met Harry Potter or Hagrid?

of corse i have,we went tothe same school of witchcraft

That's reassuring then.

Malvern in the Autumn! Oh, what delights. It makes your hair curl just imagining what it will be like when we come face to face with the incredible Grock!

Mrs P

What hair is that then Piglet?

Sorry - Mrs Piglet?

Why Pig Bristle of course!

Mrs P

That's all right then.

You ignorant lot, That Titchmarsh man is just an imposter, for a start he can't spell his surname the proper way which has 2 T's.
I began to wounder if the forum had gone bonkers and actually recognised the wealth of good ideas that I have poured out for no personal advantage, I needn't have worried, it's the same lot of puddinggheads making mistakes.
:wink:

Does that mean you want us to set up a fanclub for you too Allan?

Please yourselves, but don't expect me to do a fan-dance until the weather warms up a bit more and on condition that I can keep my wrist-watch on as I don't want to do anything indecent, you never know where it could lead.
There might be a problem with supply of fig
leaves, rhubard just isn't the same at all.

Allan,

I have fig leaves, rhubarb leaves or if you really need them GUNNERA leaves. One leaf or two?

Allan, in my dear departed fathers words I might be "a blithering idiot" but do Gunnera leaves have any itchy hairs on them?

Grock, BTW should you not change your signature from "Love you lots, like Jelly Tots." to "Love you lots, like Alan's Pots."

Good thinking Peter.

Will alert Grock to your idea. I'm sure she'll love it

Perhaps if the weather's warm enough at Malvern you could perform for us Allan? I've only got some very tiny fig leaves but I can supply some rhubarb leaves...