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Re: Ryans Gold?
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:49 am
by Johnboy
Hi Primrose,
I remember the incident so it was you!
JB.
Re: Ryans Gold?
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:20 am
by Primrose
Johnboy - and it YOU with the binocculars ?
Actually was amusing in retrospect. I hung on as long as I could but after a couple of hours I was absolutely desperate and had to give in. Obviously nobody wanted to be first because after I'd done the deed a whole succession of car doors started opening and ............
Re: Ryans Gold?
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:53 am
by lizzie
Well, if you don't need the device I'll borrow it if you don't mind.........Grock doesn''t mind.........she'll pee anywhere cos when you gotta go you gotta go.....
Re: Ryans Gold?
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:30 am
by oldherbaceous
Grockie really is a true lady.
Re: Ryans Gold?
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:06 pm
by The Grock in the Frock
Thank you,you are so kind. xxx
would not like to be at the front of the plane when it lands,think wellies would come in handy!!!!
Re: Ryans Gold?
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:59 pm
by Shallot Man
Maybe Ryan Air should make a charge for landing.
Re: Ryans Gold?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:44 pm
by Geoff
A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly
and it shows'.
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the
hearts of the world'.
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines
motto 'Going beyond expectations'.
The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f**k do you want?'
'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'Ryanair'
Re: Ryans Gold?
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:15 pm
by jane E
This all reminds me of a journey we took with my 2 girls when they were very little - 4 or 5 - on an open topped London bus tour. Half way round there were grizzles of 'I need the toilet ' from these little girls. Eventually we could cajole them into waiting no longer and they did what they had to into an empty chip cone. What did my aunt do with it? She emptied it into a flower display at traffic lights!