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After watching the Wales/England game,bearing in mind we played most of the game one man short, suggest Martin Johnson,s first job, is to take the England squad into the classroom and teach them the rules of rugby.

Johnboy wrote:Castration would be too kind to that nit picking bloody referee!.....

JB, if you could arrange the appointment, I can bring an entire rugby club to hold him down, together with several doctors and at least one vet prepared to make the incisions.

Alternatively at least two builders offered a brick each.

I'm a good shot with a spade, one quick chop and the job would be done.

Amazing

just mention rugby and men's thoughts turn to balls

Oh, and if Chantal's predictions are anything to go by, it should be a cracking afternon for Italia

I'm pretty confident about Ireland winning this match.

Peter. I am for the two bricks.

Peter as an afterthought. Years ago in the docks, some of the dockers would go out in their dinner hour and have a vasectomy, then carry on work. [The things married men would do for their wives.] This as I recall was colloquially called the Two brick job.

I used to sail with someone who had a vasectomy in the afternoon and insisted on sailing in the 6pm race. I was petrified he burst a stitch or something, he was totally unconcerned, until he burst a stitch

I always thought a two brick job was a way of increasing a camel's range.

Geoff wrote:I always thought a two brick job was a way of increasing a camel's range.

Anything that increases Kaplans range would be good, especially his range of ability to spot more than one team's errors.