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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:50 pm
by Chantal
What do you call a woman with a boat on her head?
Maude
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:50 pm
by Chantal
What do you call a woman with a sheep on her head?
Baa Baa Ra
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:53 pm
by pigletwillie
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:53 pm
by Chantal
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no idea
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:56 pm
by pigletwillie
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:57 pm
by Chantal
What do you call a man who has no idea what to do with his tomarillos?
MR ROD CHILLI HOLMES!
Sorry Rod, but you started it...
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:57 pm
by Chantal
What do you call a woman standing at the end of a football field?
Annette
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:12 pm
by oldherbaceous
Poor Mr C never will get a answer but at least he can have a jolly good laugh.
Kind regards Old herbaceous.
It will either rain or get dark.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:13 pm
by Chantal
What do you call Gandhi after he's been on a long pilgrimage, barefoot, and without brushing his teeth?
A super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:25 pm
by paul.r
what do you call a man with a 1 inch willie?
Justin.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:25 pm
by ROD 'MR CHILLI' HOLMES
Mr C's on the floor belly laughing
What a bunch
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:26 pm
by ROD 'MR CHILLI' HOLMES
thats outragious...but mighty fine
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:28 pm
by Chantal
What do you call two blokes hanging near the window?
Curt & Rod.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:29 pm
by paul.r
a man with his head stuck in a letterbox?
Bill.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:31 pm
by Chantal
What do you call a man with a tree on his head?
Edward.
What do you call a man with two trees on his head?
Edward Wood.
What do you call a man with three trees on his head?
Edward Woodward.
What do you call a man with four trees on his head?
I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.