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Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:03 pm**

I read it in a magazine somewhere. :wink:

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:07 pm**

Rumbled. I'd forgotten about that :oops:

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:09 pm**

Dear Chantal, i've been thinking, what about a handyman on your staff, now a handy man would be useful. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:14 pm**

I do all that too

I'm a DIY queen. I can (showing off now) tile, wallpaper, paint, lay floor tiles, brick lay, fit kitchen units make things like chicken runs and veg frames, etc, etc.

Why would I need a handy "man"? :lol:

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:28 pm**

Chantal wrote:I do all that too I'm a DIY queen. I can (showing off now) tile, wallpaper, paint, lay floor tiles, brick lay, fit kitchen units make things like chicken runs and veg frames, etc, etc.

Hi Chantal,

Don't fancy a couple of weeks in St. Mary's Bay do you

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:35 pm**

Sorry, but you'd not be able to afford me :wink:

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:38 pm**

Chantal wrote:Sorry, but you'd not be able to afford me

Was it you that stole my Bank details then :wink:

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:20 am**

Dear Chantal, this is my last offer, what about a Jester. :lol:

They are hard to come by these days, and i'm sure i would be up to the job. :lol:

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:38 am**

oldherbaceous wrote:Dear Chantal, this is my last offer, what about a Jester. They are hard to come by these days, and i'm sure i would be up to the job.

Hi OH,

Can you come down to SMB as well. You can entertain us while Chantal is doing the err... decorating

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:38 am**

Dear PJ, i'm not sure if Chantal would want me moonlighting, i've heard she can be quite a task master, mentioning no names. :twisted:

Wonder how Seedling is.

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:32 pm**

Seedling, I will have you know, spent a good time on my plot today; sitting on a chair in the sunshine watching me weeding

Sorry guys, I'm far too busy to do any decorating, or anything else for that matter. Apart from the allotment and garden I have a new bathroom floor to put down and a few tiles to sort out plus a couple of bedrooms to decorate, if it rains :wink:

You want to be my jester OH? Hmmm, I'll have to think about that :twisted:

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:15 pm**

OH,

If Chantal is thinking about it, sounds like your in with a chance there!!!

donedigging

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:24 pm**

Dear Donedigging, thats just what i was thinking. :twisted:

Now wheres that funny looking hat gone, i remember now, Old Codger borrowed it to try and put a bit of fun back in his life. :shock:

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:38 pm**

OH,

I think Chantal is just playing hard to get :lol:

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:10 pm**

Just what the hell do you think he'd do if I said "yes"? :roll:

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