Kitchen Garden Forum

Count me out......i've got stinging nettles

I don't mind unning - even on frosty days in shorts but the brambles can do nasty things..
The thought of gardening in the nude would be far more acceptable if I could persuade some young/not so young ladies (like those in the site piccies) to join me.. AND it was warm.

Oh well.. it was a nice thought.

Lyndon says my lack of facial lines is due to gravity and the pull of weight - if you know what he means.

As for the rest, anything I'm aware of, without clothing, may need ironing.....

Mine too Tigger....... gravity's a vicious thing in the wrong places

Dear Lizzie and Tigger, you must try do a hand-stand sometime, it puts a whole new perspective on things.

If I do a handstand I can't see anything at all, let alone a new perspective!

Dear Chantal, do yo mean your eyes automatically shut like a dolls.

Nope, but gravity takes over as has been mentioned before

Thats very honest of you Chantal, i like that in a person.

Of course, if I tied my hair back it would be a different story

Well - my hair won't make a difference......it's a bit too short!

The only assistance I have to gravity is to remove my shoulder boulder holder.

Should improve custom for Bravissimo!

Moving quickly on!

So Chantal is not appearing in Newsprint for this particular event then?

I just want clarity you understand, so I can wear peril sensitive glasses on the train in case anyone opens that page.

You are completely safe Peter, I will NOT be participating in WNGD or indeed in any other "naked" event. Is that clear enough?

However, just for you...

http://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/uk/

and no, I'm not in any of these photos

Poor old Tim!
JB.