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Thank you Jea...I must have had a senior moment...what was I thinking of

The childs worm question was good, but I know a better one for you all to try to figure out, and then explain it back to a 7 year old.

My friends niece had been doing religon in school and came out with this one:

"If God was Jesus' dad, and Mary was Jesus' mum, who the hell was Joseph and didn't God mind him being around his wife!!!"

Answers on a postcard to........


PS. If a worm slipped a section where would he fasten the truss?

Lizzie you have got a vivid imagination.

Hi Lizzie,to question 2, it could be just above the genital tumesceces(see website quoted above),same as blokes (I think).
question 1 could be too dangerous to answer for fear of upsetting some one. what was that french phrase for 3 in a relationship..S.T.

Hence the phrase.."there are three people in this marriage"!

Children do come up with some difficult, if not sometimes impossible, questions ...
the first (and only) time ever I saw my Governor speechless for a few seconds was when my eldest daughter, aged about eight at the time, asked her what oral sex was!

I thought everyone knew that oral sex is talking about it.

Dear Chantal, i think that is the first spelling mistake i have seen you make, it must be to do with what you are talking about, making you a little nervous.

Hi OH and everyone else

Good job we are in general chatter as this forum has really lost it's "thread" - get it - like thread worm.....!

Have a great weekend, I've missed the forum, been so busy.

Tiny T.

Dear Tiny T, thankyou for putting us back on track.

And we've missed you on the forum as well.

Not nervous OH, just in a hurry; I do usually read everything through before hitting submit. I've corrected it, thank you.

Hi Tiny T, I shouldn't worry about this thread squirming around as with a title like "Helloooooooo" when anyone's looking back through the archive they'll have no idea what it was about anyway. Now if it was titled "the lives of worms" we'd have had to really stick to the topic.

O.K Chantal, i have been put in my place.

Not at all OH and it was more of a humorous thread than a serious one; in Chatter you can talk about anything. So we do. Often. And long may it continue

I think I've mentioned my favourite child's question before.
When my niece's grandmother died one Autumn and was buried she wanted to know if she would come up again in he Spring.
There's gardening in the blood for you!

Hi All

It's great to be back. I wish I could say it was because I have been wrestling with harvesting all my veg and tackling the garden, unfortunately it has been all business

I couldn't resist my worm humour - I quite like worms, very unassuming little things.

Have a great week all - may not be around much this week as I am going to be away from my computer

T T