Kitchen Garden Forum

They are terrible jokes but i am wondering what Chantal is doing with a picture of Johnboy with his trousers hitched up round his waist.

Lizzie, that WAS at Malvern, you have been warned

OH, JB started flashing his legs in response to Piglet having flashed his (legs). I have a photo of them too

Now be honest Chantal, is it just those two or have you got a whole album of bare legs.

oldherbaceous wrote:Now be honest Chantal, is it just those two or have you got a whole album of bare legs.

OH a little Grockodile told me the pictures after the food and drink had been finished were rather risque.

No deal Peter, this was the Spring show and Grock wasn't there that time.

OH, for me to know and you lot to find out.

My dear Watson, it looks like we have another mystery to solve.

oldherbaceous wrote:My dear Watson, it looks like we have another mystery to solve.

But Holmes, I thought Chantal was always legless.

Elementary my dear Watson, elementary.

Better than clueless though

But Chantal darling, I thought your publicity contract with the DT stated, photos from the waist up only?

On the contrary Peter, I have a full frontal shot in my archive, I'll look it out and share it with you...

OMG!

There you are; don't you think the view in the background is wonderful?

The view in the foreground isn't that bad either.

I all looks so "baked earth" in that shot, it was the middle of the heatwave.

OH, I presume you're talking about my leeks and chrysanthemums.

I was getting all these instructions

"...walk slowly"
"...look up and smile"
"...hold the hat at a different angle"

and all I was concerned with was not stomping on my baby plants I had to walk with one foot between the rows!