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Already packed 'em Peter. You never know when a girl needs to get out of a tight situation


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im coming as chicken licken
ill be watching the sky a lot!
looking forward to it! i am pressuing dh has forgotten our wedding anniversary and wont be taking me somewhere lovely!if he does ill take my laptop with me
now where are my stripey orange tights?

Peter, what "usuals" do you expect me to be wearing that would require boltcutters?


Trust me, the dance ensemble don't need to strip down to anything you can keep your costumes on, honestly; I'd hate you all to catch a chill. Also Rosie cat is elderly and I'm not sure she could deal with the shock of you lot in the buff. I'm not sure that I could if I'm honest, I doubt I'd ever sleep again

Dear Chantal, i can assure you young lady, my clothes will remain very much on.

If Jopsy is coming as chicken licken I'll the the little red hen (and who will help me plant the wheat?)
It's a character I identify with quite a lot living in my household.

Herby, that's not what I heard.

Not sure if I could spectate on three Portuguese racing sardines starkers and remain sane.

oops jenny were you being chicken licken?
i can be another idea i have
still looking for stripey org tights-peter did you bring them back after you borrowed them?

No, Jopsy, I just meant I'll be another fairy tale character.
That still leaves an opening for Henny Penny.

lol now who could be henny penny?

Well, just because I've been a bit busy and took a day away from the Forum, the place has gone mad!

Peter - it's time you learnt the meaning of confidential. I told you that order was a secret surprise for Chanters. I don't want her to get over excited and peak too soon.

As for you Chanters - how do you think you won't have bruises after a KG bumps a daisy session with you as the body in the middle. Then, once the racing sardines get going and OH loses his glasses, I can't be accountable......

It's a 9pm start then folks. Don't get going on the sherry too soon after 6pm or the spelling will be all over the place (you know who I mean ).

I've sorted out the feathers and rubber gloves. All I need now is an identity. Any suggestions?

Beware OH

He's already been spotted in his costume



He struts, crows and does other things - be very afraid

I've just made 25 bottles of extra hot chilli jelly

Here Herby herby herby............ there's a good chicken

Anyone going as Feathers McGraw?

Dear Lizzie, come and get me i'm hiding in the cupboard.

Here chuck chuck chuck

You are naughty Herby......thankfully.

I'm tormenting you now cos I may not get online tomorrow. It's Big Andrews birthday so i'm not sure what's happening. If I don't make it try NOT to behave yourselves otherwise people may think they've come to the wrong forum

Enjoy

I've found a website with Peter already in his costume and doing exactly what he's told

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

there's also a very useful template for a chicken mask so no-one needs to be costume free tomorrow

http://www.subservientchicken.com/chickenmask.pdf