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i,m gonna be a nin ,may 27th next year.i wish time would slow down a bit .my wish would be for a boob job and tummy tuck,and may be a rich man...any offers?oooooh and if chantel dosnt want the strrimmer,i'll av it

Sorry Grock, i'm no surgeon, and i'm not very wealthy, so that counts me out.

The Grock in the Frock wrote:i,m gonna be a nin ,may 27th next year.i wish time would slow down a bit .my wish would be for a boob job and tummy tuck,and may be a rich man...any offers?oooooh and if chantel dosnt want the strrimmer,i'll av it

Nin?

Is that short for Ninconpoop?

You get worse Peter, thankfully.

The Grock is going to be a Granny and I can't think of a worse role model in my life!!!!

"Come on kids, let's all go and roll down that muddy hill. Don't worry, you're mum and dad don't mind muddy clothes!!!"

What's worrying me is that me and Grock are the same age and I don't want to become a Nin yet. I can't rock and roll with my hand on a pram handle

Dear Lizzie, with your hands on the pram handle, you won't be able to pull them thick old wrinkly tights that you will be wearing, up either.
Grock sounds as if she will make a perfect Nana to me, lighten up Lizzie.

Grock'll be a cool Nin. She'll teach the child all about the love of nature and the countryside.

She takes her kids on holiday to the places that me and her used to go to with my parents when we were kids.

As for my wrinkile tights, they're not a problem. It's pulling my knickers up when the elastics gone that's the problem

Oh no, Granny Grock in the Frock.

Sounds like one of Doctor Seuss'es tales doesn't it?

You have to use a safety pin to attach your knickers to your waistband if you believe the old ladies. Elastic during the war was apparently not to be relied on...

oh god here she goes again tellin pigglets.....she dont wear knickers.granny grockinthe frock sounds kinda cool though pete

Granny no Knicks sounds even better Grock, are you up to be ruined?

Grock, dear, don't worry, if she tells the Piglets, then she'll definately tell that nice Mr T.


On second thoughts, be afraid, very afraid, Mr T might redouble the security cordon if he hears you are going commando.

need more whiskey in my coke,avnt got a clue what your on about

the grock in the frock
mock not
she'll be a hot to trot granny
the kids will be canny
at least shes not a tranny...

pls continue...(was trying for dr seuss but lost the plot)
erm sorry ive had a glass of wine

jopsy wrote:the grock in the frock
mock not
she'll be a hot to trot granny
the kids will be canny
at least shes not a tranny...

pls continue...(was trying for dr seuss but lost the plot)
erm sorry ive had a glass of wine

Love it.

Have some more booze and keep trying.