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oops, THUD OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Oh bugger, just fell over a sodding paving stone!!

Is there a personal injury lawyer in the house please?

Peter, you streak takes me back some years. I wasn't streaking but standing at the top of the embankment behind my house which drops around 80ft down into the railway cut which is now a nature walk. I took a step forward, trod on a slug and "skiied" down the embankment on one leg with the other leg and arms flailing around trying to get my balance. I didn't fall over and made it to level ground but was limping for days with a swollen knee. The trouble was, when anyone asked what I'd done, the answer reduced them to howls of laughter and I got no sympathy whatsoever!:(

Thinking about it, things were much the same when I broke my ankle in a keep fit class. If I'd been in a car crash sympathy for my plight would have been forthcoming. As it was people fell on the floor laughing.

I'm not streaking until I'm thinner

Go on Chantal

You know you want to. Have a go. Get your kit off!!

I've already seen Tims so i'm not easily shocked

God I'd forgotten about that. I don't know who got the bigger shock, you or him!

For those who don't know, Lizzie stayed with us in June and went to the loo, only to find Tim standing stark b*****k knaked in the bath having just turned the shower off. There's no lock on the bathroom door and I don't think he'd closed it anyway. Gave me the giggles for weeks.

mmmmmmmmmmm,thats right liz told me about that,she also told me tim has a big talent no wonder you said yes to marrage seen as this is about getting your kit off...the last time i was naked in public was 16th of june this year in spain in the med.was in the sea topless with my best friend and was telling her iv'e always wanted to skinny dip(more like whale dip when it comes to me)anyway my friend talked me into taking my bottoms off,and being me i done it and threw them to her which she then lashed and we lost them in the waves.whilst trying to get out of a rather wave infested med and get my spare bottoms off my friend on the beach,a rather large wave dragged me back into the sea and grock went arse over tit back into the med.apparently the sceen was 2 very brown legs upside down and a very large,very white arse floating just above the waves.......Ursula Andres..eat ye heart out!!!!

we had a week in menorca in may without the kids, found a loverly sandy beach near cape cavallera , nobody on it was bothering about swimming costumes.

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thanks for those images
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