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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:30 pm
by Zena
I went a few years ago and had a great time. didn't try the oysters though - far too slimy.
Good to hear that you're being "let out for good behaviour",though Herby.
Just don't go overdoing things - remember your age
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:56 pm
by oldherbaceous
Thanks for your kind words of warning Zena, but i find it very hard to sit still for long, i always find some mischief to get myself into.
Jopsy you were right about those oysters.
I had a most enjoyable morning.
Kind regards Old Herbaceous.
Theres no fool like an old fool.
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:06 pm
by jopsy
glad you had fun
hope you didnt scare too many people after your oysters!!
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:37 pm
by oldherbaceous
I think the Lords hand has weighed heavily upon me for making merry yesterday, the wind blew a load of my runner beans over yesterday afternoon
but looking on the bright side i won't have to stretch up to pick them.
Kind regards Old Herbaceous.
Theres no fool like an old fool.
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:51 pm
by Johnboy
Hi OH,
Thank god those landgirls were not at the same Oyster shindig!!
As for your beans blowing over thats ok as long as the stems don't break.
He's obviously marked your card!! Not before time either you wicked old bugger fancy telling Jopsy that!!
JB.
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:37 pm
by jopsy
JB i think he just beat you to it!
OH did you have a hangover?
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:51 pm
by oldherbaceous
A nice choice of words, and all the better for them being put in an order to make it funny Johnboy.
Dear Jopsy i'm very lucky, i never have suffered with hangovers, even when i used to drink like a drain.
Drinking just gives me a much needed sense of humour.
Kind regards Old Herbaceous.
Theres no fool like an old fool.
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:35 pm
by jopsy
lucky you OH!
on my second glass of chardonnay this eve due to the day ive had with the new four year olds!!
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:44 pm
by lizzie
Sorry you had a bad day with the "little darlings" Jopsy.
Have you ever considered using an industrial flame thrower?
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:56 pm
by jopsy
you know it might not be a bad idea
one of them is just eeeevil!
the parents arent much better!
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:28 pm
by lizzie
I know. I hate the one's whose little ****** is such a good boy and never does anything wrong. They want a good smack (the parents, not kids)
I think that teachers shouls secretly film the kids, then show said to film to stupid parents and say "Right, that's what he/she did. What you going to do to punish him cos the government and bleeding bloody whining liberals won't let me punish your child!!!"
Sorry rant over.
*Streaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak*
*Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon*
That's better.
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:33 pm
by oldherbaceous
Dear Jopsy, the evil kid probably hasn't had the best of starts in life if his parents aren't any better. Give him some extra kindness and see what happens.
I've had the best of days.
Kind regards Old Herbaceous.
Theres no fool like an old fool.
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:42 pm
by jopsy
oh herby i always do
his mums horrid
glad your days been swell
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:44 pm
by peter
Jopsy, do you do what my primary-teacher nephew does?
Predict the behaviour by the names?
He looked at my two's class photo's and picked the durrs, the trouble-makers and the well behaved 100%.
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:17 pm
by jopsy
erm peter a past time in class is predicting jobs for the 4 year olds!
yes we also predict from names
my lil s o d was a pain-again
he has no redeeming features!