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Hi OH,
The man lives in this area unfortunately.
He is about as genuine as Rocking Horse crap!!!

Oh dear, an AT thread.

I was at Malvern when the Grock met him. I should be out of therapy soon, and the security guard eventually dropped the case of being harrassed by mad scouse woman brandishing a HDRA booklet with intent to cause herbicide!!!!

I was then subjected to Grock, walking along, both hands full, tears streaming down her scales crying "I met Alan Titchmarsh, i'm so happy" and getting funny looks from onlookers.

It was lovely seeing the old dragon so happy though, plus it's given a lot of people a good laugh when they hear how overcome with emotion she became.

I have to say, the Mr T was the complete gent. A really nice, genuine guy. Maybe i'll meet him next time

Enjoy yourself Jopsy

Dear Johnboy, thanks for that. Thats the biggest grin i have had on my face for a few weeks.

Kind regards Old Herbaceous.

Theres no fools like them old fools.

You're right JB. he knows as much about gardening as I know about diplomacy.

Give me Alan or Carol anytime. At least they know what they're talking about

JB thats a fab one liner!
i NEVER IMAGINED GROCK WITH SCALES

Oh yes Jopsy, the Grock has scales and lives in a cave with the little Grocklets and her husband. He's a different species so they have mutant Grocklets which is quite unusual

In my short experience of this forum Johnboy has always been sooo correct! Loved the short description of the Monty man!
EF

EF don't cross him
grocklets/caves/scales omg i need to see a real picture!
MD always wears nice linen clothing which DH likes!i read his jewelled garden book-the pictures were pretty-i have it here if anyone wishes to borrow it

Wohoo
What a nice man!pink polo shirt grock
He was soooo lovely-i told him my dad got a picture of him outside, and he said 'oh lovely was that your dad!'
My dad got a piccy of him arriving-i told him the picture made him look ike a catwalk model and he said 'now i know your fibbing!'lolol
me, my aunt and mum all had our piccys taken with him
the queue was rather big but we only waited 30 mins!
a lovely afternoon had by all!
even the peeps in the queue were nice!
now for the book

I wonder what Mr T says to his wife when he has had a day like today.
Glad you enjoyed it though Jopsy.
You could have taken him some homemade jamtarts.

Kind regards Old Herbaceous.

Theres no fool like an old fool.

Glad you ahd a great day. Mr T is one of the nicest men i've met. Very polite with a gleam of mischieve in his eyes. A good bloke

As for the Grock, you'll have to wait and see but I caution you to prepare yourself.

tra la la
i'm just printing my pictures out to frame!!
i might need one as my avatar
i couldn't believe the age range of women! no men strangely!!

well hello jopsey,i've just been reading your thread with a big grin on my face,i know how you feel and i wouldnt begrude you of it,ITS GREAT AINT IT!....isnt he just wonderful,nice, charming,cool, fab,fandabbydozie,kind,fantastic,luvly................GOD I LUV HIM!and not in the rude sence.i'm so happy you had a nice day,if you know how to put your pic on k.g let us all see you,and then you can tell me how to do it and i'll show you mine

as for m.d dont bother me,its the grock in the frock that does me head in.why dose she wear tights and that bloody stupid coat with the string and those sodden ankle wellies,carnt even beare to mention her name,eeeeuk,have to go and make a cuppa when she comes on

oh no!
alans just been on J&R
he was wearing the exact same outfit as yesterday-wonder if its to remind him of me

I grew up there.
No. 1 Old Totnes Road. Used to a be a school in the war evidently. Beautiful old Victorian house it was.
But no ruddy cetral heating till we was at least in our teens......BBRRR !!