Kitchen Garden Forum

I hope this isn't infectious! Tigger - see PM.

Hi Tigger,the most difficult thing I found was pulling up your knickers one handed! You could always leave them off I suppose.......
When OH broke his arm (falling out of a tree at work) I would not sleep in the same bed for fear of being clouted round the ear was too great!

Er, how are you managing to have a shower/bath? This wasn't mentioned; does Lyndon have to do this too?

No Chantal - he says that's beyond the call of duty, so it's in the shower with a carrier bag on my arm - this season's look, you know.

I had trouble with the knicker thing when I did my arm, plus showering ect as I was all strapped up. Also buttoning things up and pulling stuff generally up and down. Iim right handed and that was the side I knackerd. Typical isn't it When you start physio do you have to take your own gimp suit. I had to, the NHS wouldn't provide it

Go one Tigger, go commando, you know you want to!!!

You forget, Tigger is NHS hierarchy so I'll bet she can get ANYTHING she wants!

I've been meaning to ask Lizzie, what the heck IS a gimp suit?

I wish!!!

Thanks for asking the question about the gimp suit - I've got no idea what it is either.

I bet Jopsy would know, shes never around when i need her.

Kind regards Old Herbaceous.

Theres no fool like an old fool.

It's a suit for a gimp

Put 'gimp suit' into a search engine on the web, I DARE YOU!!! I know one thing - it's far too hot for one at the moment

Sorry about your arm Tigger, hope you're not in much pain! I had problems dressing myself after our bike accident but Franksdad was v helpful - shall I send him round? I'd enjoy not being able to do anything for at least a week or two, after that it become frustrating and annoying.

Franksmum i also broke my wrist in a motobike accident quite a few years ago, since i broke it the awkward way, i had it in plaster right up above my elbow.
Luckily it wasn't my drinking arm.

Kind regards Old Herbaceous.

Theres no fool like an old fool.

I'm sorry to hear that OH, I hope it's all healed properly now! I still have a sore hip (I landed on it...) but nothing broken thankfully!

Tigger, I'll copy you the PM from Lizzie on the subject of gimp suit. For pity's sake don't Google it!

I googled it before I got to your post, so I'll post it anyway.

Gimp suit
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A gimp suit is a fetishistic garment designed to cover the body completely (usually including the hands and feet) and to be very close-fitting. It often has an attached hood; if not, it will be worn with a bondage hood or gimp mask. It may be made from rubber, PVC, spandex, darlex or leather, although leather (not being stretchy) cannot be as close-fitting as the others.

It differs from a catsuit, unitard or zentai more in its purpose than its appearance. It is used in BDSM to objectify the wearer and reduce them to the status of a sexual toy, rather than a sexual partner. Unless there are suitably placed zips, the genitals will be inaccessible while the suit is worn.

Lizzie, the sex toy.

Mind you Chantal did go to the nether problem, I wouldn't have. No really I would not have.

It is catching though, Allotment Association meeting tonight and Anne had her wrist in plaster, fell out of her sister's back door and fractured her right wrist, turns out she did the left a few years ago, and this time her head was six inches short of a cast-iron bench when she hit the deck.

I can't believe no-one has mentioned Pulp Fiction yet.......

"Chantal went to the nether problem"? When, where, what did I say?