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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:03 pm
by peter
My favourite error desciption these days is "Error between keyboard and chair."
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:05 pm
by jopsy
peter, that made me smile!
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:31 pm
by Chantal
I was told when I took my car to be repaired that the main problem with cars was the nut behind the wheel. Bet he wouldn't have said that if I was a bloke!

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:34 pm
by peter
Chantal, if a PC engineer ever tells you its a problem with your wetware just hit him.
Not your swimsuit.
Hardware.
Software.
Firmware.
Wetware.
PC.
Programs.
Stuff on chips.
Your brain.

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:41 pm
by jane E
I haven't had such a good laugh for ages!
I had five children and my brain was much sharper and memory better after having them than before. I was a full time mum but I did have the 5 of them within 7 years and knew my limitations! However, now at 50+ it's a different story. I spend more time looking for things I've mislaid, than doing a job. Maybe I always did that but when I was at home it didn't matter - it would turn up eventually. Now I manage to lose half my classes optional SATs papers - maybe that was MY subconscious evaluation of the WHOLE exercise! - if it moves, test it, evaluate it and put it in a league table. They haven't worked out how to that for allotments,gardens, gardners -YET!
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:08 pm
by oldherbaceous
As i get older my memory seems to be getting better, now were did i park the bently.
Kind regards Old Herbaceous.
What you can't remember you forget.
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:32 pm
by Zena
I'm glad there's still hope Old H, 'cos mine's certainly getting worse.
what were we talking about??