Kitchen Garden Forum

Oh OK
So if anyone sees me I'll tell them you said it was OK
Can it be a big hat? and waders?
Would a cat suit be almost as good?
I do really want to get this right!

Oh dear....this sort of talk isn't good for Old H.'s blood pressure. I notice he's gone quiet so assume he's gone for a lie down in a dark room!
I'm sure my neighbours think I'm a witch anyway, when they see me creating circles by moonlight (I tried explaining I was sprinkling slug pellets round my marrows.) If I was doing it in the nude, too, I would be carted away! I'd recommend a black cat suit (think Catherine Zeta Jones in that film with Sean Connery)and night vision goggles & a laser gun for extra fun!

OK Zena- think I'd be more comfy with that!
My neighbours just think I'm mad!

I'm back again, not sure what to say to you naughty girls.
I can't quite imagine someone in wellies, hat and a black cat suit, what ever that is?
Theres one thing for sure, you won't have to squash the slugs and snails, when they see you two they will run for their lives.
Why do i get the feeling i'm getting ganged up on.

Kind regards the reliable Old Herbaceous.

Theres no fool like an old fool.

Herby
Here you go heres what Zena wears
www.eroticlothing.co.uk-look up catsuits
PS-NOT FOR FAINT HEARTED

Thats lucky the site won't respond, i can imagine what Zena wears anyway, anything glamorous.
And for you, well i will have to give that a bit more thought.
I'm off to bed now had a really long day.

Kind regards the Old Herbaceous.

Theres no fool like an old fool.

that's me Old H,glamour is my middle name!

Can someone send me a large plaster and some painkillers.

I just fell off my chair at the notion of you girls prowling the garden after dark in wellies, hat and robe naturel. The police have extremely powerful torches.

Imagine yourselves up in court like that lady in Wales, whose neighbour videoed her sunbathing nude in her garden, including several extended walks from her house to sunbathing spot and back via the shared drive.

It ended up in court under "behaviour likly to offend or corrupt".

Chantal, Jopsy, how will you explain your court appearances to your OH's

"Just practicing for later darling!"

"I thought I'd bring my love for gardening into our love life!"

"A huge slug ate my dress!"

I didn't say I'd be DOING it Peter, I'm just acting as fashion sherrif for Jo and Zena. Blimey, I wouldn't want to scare the crows!

Well Jopsy and Zena, if you're going boggit hunting like that id suggest you keep away from roses and nettles.

You could end up dropping all the boggits you'd collected!!!!!!

Would the wellies be rolled down at the top at all? Maybe someone could call Trinny and Susannah, just in case of a fashion faux pas