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What have I started!! And you a moderator too Peter...

Fancy not keeping us up to date Peter, you work in IT don't you?

http://www.hertfordshiremercury.co.uk/N ... 142445.htm

I think the guilty party might be a Databaaaaase Administrator.

I just love the caption under the photo of the sheep

“The intention was clear, he was interested in having sex with a sheep.

I'm very narrow-minded when it comes to, erm, erm, erm. Anything unconventional/unnatural I suppose. Wasn't sheep-shacking supposed to be a joke rather than something that actually happened ?

Obviously you won't need to answer that so ignore the question mark.

Horrible.

Umm, from what I read it seems he was more interested in the front end of the sheep but mainly the cows.

It's a miracle he's not singing falsetto!

Horrible and VERY strange!

If he'd succeeded with his initial objective at the front end he'd probably have bled to death shortly thereafter.

peter wrote:If he'd succeeded with his initial objective at the front end he'd probably have bled to death shortly thereafter.

And saved you taxpayers the legal cost, the costs of imprisonment and rehabilitation then long term psychiatric help.

If you live in Wales and particularly a sheep farming area you have to suffer those jokes about wellies and so-on. Presumably the Welsh people get tired of it, suffice to say us incomers get it also.

And on a brighter note, 'Herself' took Molly for a walk down to the farm in the other valley. They have lambs already and what a lovely sound to lift your spirits during horrible winter weather.