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Hey someone could have given me a nudge! I've just woken up in a basket eyeball to balls with Peter's dog Was I really snoring and dribbling all night with all that row going on?

Good morning Peter, thought you might need a hand clearing up, i know what it's like after those parties, didn't relize Tigger was such a messy eater.

Messy eater. Moi

How well you know me OH.

Any jobs to do, or am I too late?

Oh bloody hell!!!!!!!!! I missed it

I was tucked up with my painkillers and a cup of tea.

Still, it's good to see that you can all misbehave yourselves without me leading you all astray. Grock will be miffed she missed it too. She had to go and do an absolutley horrible thing so was unable to attend this fine soiree.

Jopsy, can Big Andrew have his basque back please

Lizzie, I missed it as well. Showed up early and then got called away to deal with the baby which takes most of the evening.

Hope everyone enjoyed themselves. I'll brave the whole thread later, I'm sure it got more than merry.

Well i certainly enjoyed it, and i had a special present for Lizzie, never mind it will keep until next time.
Hope Jopsy didn't stretch big Andrews basque.
I was going to try and rescue it, but i'm to much of a Gentleman.

omg its ruined!i got the feathers stuck in the taxi door when he droppped me off...
ill purchase another off dale winton on ebay!
peter are you awake yet?
thanks all

Don't worry Jopsy. It had seen better days. I'd used the elastic to make a catapult so that I could throw the dogs ball further

At least you didn't fall into a skip. They're hard to get out of skips.

Is it me or is there a smell of sprouts pervading the air?

Herby, go on, give me a hint. What's my pressie? Oh tell me, i'm no good being kept in suspense

Trousers and I popped in on you all at 2am this morning but you'd all 'gone off'. We surmised it was something to do with the Brassica Buffet..... and so 'went off' too. Snuck out early so as not to wake you all.
Peter, I thought your Mum's uniform looked VERY fetching on you...... and it went very well with the little stars and glitter I sprinkled on your hair as we left, don't you think? Pink really is your colour darling...

Dear Lizzie you remind me of my sister when she was young she used to peep inside all her presents, then get upset on Christmas day when she had no surprises.
So no clues.
One more thing, where is the village of Liverpool situated.

Hello. Earth calling - who?

Some of us are still here........

I'm here and out of the dog basket.

Oh - there's a relief.

I wonder whats happened to Peter the party animal, maybe he fogot to get changed out of his party clothes when he went for his paper, and been arrested.

Could be.....