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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:46 pm
by The Grock in the Frock
oooooh piglet now theres an offer i CAN NOT turn down,nothing like a bit of humiliation ay
now what will it be,a trowel? or a bit of teasel?.ill let you decide
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:33 pm
by peter
Which soccer club do you bunch of depraved bestial spit-roasting gardeners belong to?
You antics over recent days would not disgrace the Sunday Sport
Has the Grock got just a little too excited by Mr Titchmarsh?
Has the Piglet got over-excited by the thought of all thoes potatos going in his trough?
Is Chantel set on being re-cycled?
God knows, but hopefully we will find out soon.
Thanks for the laughter, keep it up.
tootball
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:51 pm
by pigletwillie
Football Peter, you must be refering to soccer,
My Football team is Leicester Tigers RFU and I play for a local side called Aylestone St James which at its conception was a church based team (hmmm)I of course whilst being slim and muscular and the speed of Linford Christie (lunch box included), dismissed the idea of playing wing and instead pack down at number 3 in the scrum.
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:54 pm
by Guest
Top piglet, should see them in March at Bath!
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:54 pm
by Guest
PS I DID say soccer!
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:56 pm
by pigletwillie
Will hopefully see Bath being kicked out of the European cup at Welford road work permitting. Nothing like Tigers - Bath rivalry, its a pity they might get relegated this season, its not every side that you can bank on a real hum dinger every time.
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:57 pm
by Arnie
Me thinks that piglet is telling porkies
Kevin
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:58 pm
by pigletwillie
so you did, my appologies but I am poorly with flu and waiting for the girls to come round and mother me
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:08 pm
by Arnie
Hi Piglet
remember the last time
they spit roasted you
Kevin
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:35 pm
by pigletwillie
I went to the plot today Kevin with the intension of lugging some manure around, however I really am flued up and had to come home as I ache everywhere. I am sure out of pity Lizzie, Chantal and the Grock wouldnt skewer me again. I need a cold flannel on my fevered brow and some tlc
mummys here
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:59 pm
by The Grock in the Frock
there ,there ,then pigglet,grock mummy is here now,with lots of t.l.c.would you like me to rub some vick on ye chest sweetheart,or would you like a sponge down with a wet flannel
and then maybe a bed time story,snow white and the 7 nimphs,ooops ,sorry ,dwarfs
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:12 pm
by pigletwillie
Grock you sweetheart, hows about Snow white and the 7 nymph dwarves
. Oh I have gone all dizzy now. More vicks grock, no not there AAAAGRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH its on fire
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:25 pm
by The Grock in the Frock
no silly ,thats just memories of the spit roast.now come on now,i'll be your night nurse tonight
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:38 pm
by Chantal
Piglet, watch out for that Vick, she'll make you eat it!
For the record, I have NEVER threatened Piglet with a skewer or any other sharp implement; I'm far too nice a person. Also, I am not a football/soccer fan, I prefer men with different shaped balls and if I had to choose a team it would be the Tigers; not that I've seen them play since Rory Underwood was in the team
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:48 pm
by Tigger
I worry about you lot. I thought I was the dotty one. My colleagues at work think I live in a parallel universe, maybe they could be right, particularly as I am the Director of Mental Health Services. I think I should introduce them to you.