Kiwi fruit with a difference

[alan refail]

I thought we'd seen it all, but there we were in Tesco this morning walking through the fruit and veg.
"Rhiwbob!" I shouted to my wife.
A nearby assistant, who must have thought I was after assistance handed me a bunch of 5 green rhubarb sticks.
"Arglwydd Iesu!" rhubarb imported from New Zealand.
No, I didn't buy it.

What price carbon footprints

[Shallot Man]

Hi Alan. Was in one of our larger supermarkets, mushrooms from China.