IS THIS THE WAY TO TAMARILLO ?

[Chantal]

What do you call a woman with a boat on her head?

Maude

[Chantal]

What do you call a woman with a sheep on her head?

Baa Baa Ra

[pigletwillie]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

[Chantal]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

Still no idea

[pigletwillie]

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him!

[Chantal]

What do you call a man who has no idea what to do with his tomarillos?

MR ROD CHILLI HOLMES!

Sorry Rod, but you started it...

[Chantal]

What do you call a woman standing at the end of a football field?

Annette

[oldherbaceous]

Poor Mr C never will get a answer but at least he can have a jolly good laugh.
Kind regards Old herbaceous.

It will either rain or get dark.

[Chantal]

What do you call Gandhi after he's been on a long pilgrimage, barefoot, and without brushing his teeth?


A super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis

[paul.r]

what do you call a man with a 1 inch willie?
Justin.

[ROD 'MR CHILLI' HOLMES]

Mr C's on the floor belly laughing
What a bunch

[ROD 'MR CHILLI' HOLMES]

thats outragious...but mighty fine

[Chantal]

What do you call two blokes hanging near the window?


Curt & Rod.

[paul.r]

a man with his head stuck in a letterbox?
Bill.

[Chantal]

What do you call a man with a tree on his head?

Edward.


What do you call a man with two trees on his head?

Edward Wood.


What do you call a man with three trees on his head?

Edward Woodward.


What do you call a man with four trees on his head?

I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.