Gardening equipment for the modern age

[alan refail]

The Milton Bryan compost pile gets beyond a joke. Perhaps it wasn't such a good idea after all to get the cattle to add to it, thinks OH.





Thank goodness the lads still had the old s**tshifter (politely known as Dungledozer)

[Chantal]

My runner bean plats are about 1 foot high

Why do you plait your beans?

[oldherbaceous]

Dear Alan, why you should have such little faith in our rather large compost heap, i really don't understand.
I would have thought by now you would know that i like to make a quick buck, and as the compost heap is totally Aminopyralid free, i think there might be a large market for this in a very short time.
I think i might e-mail my mate Monty, i have heard he might be interested, especially now, with his new contacts.

As for the DungleDozer, the two gentlemen onboard really do look like O.C and myself, as we did quite a few years ago, that is.

[Shallot Man]

alan refail. do you deliver ?

[alan refail]

alan refail. do you deliver ?

No; you need to contact Old Herbaceous if you want a load of...

[oldherbaceous]

Thank you Alan.

[alan refail]

Milton Bryan manure mountain.


[url=http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/beatles/come+and+get+it_20170502.html]If you want it,
here it is,
come and get it,
but you better hurry
'cos it's going fast.[/url]

[alan refail]

Even Medwyn has to admit that the Milton Bryan manure is the best he's ever had.

[oldherbaceous]

I forgot to tell Medwyn what ever you put in the compost grows, as you can se by his hands.

So be warned fellows, if you have been handling the compost and get taken short, be very careful.

[alan refail]

OH



I have a picture of him coming out of the gents, but I don't dare post it

His mate Bill had a similar experience

[donedigging]

Hi OH,

Sounds like your beans are doing well,

much better than mine. and shallot man's

Do you start them off in pots or do you plant straight into the ground?

[oldherbaceous]

Morning Donedigging, i started most of them in pots.
I did sow thirty directly outside, but these were eaten by the slugs just as they were coming through and i didn't notice, so i started more off in pots.

[Parsons Jack]

OH's new garden structure could be easily assembled in just 2 hours with only a screwdriver and a wooden mallet according to the advert

[oldherbaceous]

Goood morning PJ, you not what us boys and are toys are like.

[Parsons Jack]

Goood morning PJ, you not what us boys and are toys are like.

Good morning OH,

I certainly do