Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

[retropants]

Those are bonkers Stravaig!

[snooky]

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[Primrose]

Ne wonders what substitutes they,re going to come up with to replace vegetables!

[Geoff]

It was my wife's birthday today - you can tell we live among sheep farmers (you'll have to Google sheep raddling if you don't get it).

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I also like this card.

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[Primrose]

Good to see this thread revisited. Need to keep the humour going in these difficult times!, although I fear the inference may be too subtle for some (but not those who,ve ever had to ring a government department phone line).

[snooky]

・What do you call fake potatoes? Imitaters.

・Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.

・What do you call ordinary potatoes? Commentaters.

・What do you call potatoes that do yoga? Medidaters.

・What do you call potatoes at a football game? Spectaters.




・What do you call a little potato? A tater tot.

・What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.

・What do tomatoes and potatoes have in common? Toes.

・What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.

・Why was the potato in court? It wanted to a-peel.
・Why was the spud wearing socks? To keep his pota-toes warm.

・What type of potato starts arguments? An agi-tater.

・What happens when you get an elephant and a lot of potatoes? Mashed potatoes.

[Primrose]

You forgot the viewers who wear glasses. - spectators ,

NICE TO HAVE SOME HUMOUR ON A RATHER GREY DAY. WE SEEM TO BE RATHER LIGHT ON HUMOUR RECENTLY

[snooky]

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[snooky]

A man,his Wife and Mother in Law went to the Holy Land.Unfortunately whilst there the Mother in Law passed away.The undertaker told them that you can have her shipped home for $5000 or buried here in the Holy Land for $150.
The man thought about and decided that he would have her shipped home.The undertaker asked why he would spend $5000 to ship her home when it would be wonderful to bury her here in the Holy Land for$150.
The man replied that a man died here 2000 years ago and was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead.

I just can't take that chance!