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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby Stephen » Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:52 pm

Unlikely premise Alan! Cashing a cheque, how antiquated!
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Postby peter » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:09 pm

Stephen wrote:Unlikely premise Alan! Cashing a cheque, how antiquated!


He was doing a favour for Jacob Rees-Mogg.
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby snooky » Thu Jul 09, 2020 10:15 pm

Always wear pyjamas in bed!!
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby Stephen » Thu Jul 09, 2020 10:19 pm

Hmm...
I confess, in summer I wear the Emperor's new pajamas in bed. Maybe I need to reconsider this option. :lol: (NO, it isn't me in that shot!)
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby robo » Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:53 pm

I wonder if I’m to old to enrol as a fireman
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Postby peter » Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:24 pm

robo wrote:I wonder if I’m to old to enrol as a fireman


One of my nicest young (distant) work colleagues left our Emergency Planning section yesterday to join LFB, naively I asked if she was going to be in charge of something similar there.
No she us joining the firefighter training programme and her long term ambition is to do some good in the world like the firefighters who go abroad to help in earthquakes and other natural disasters!
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Postby alan refail » Sun Jul 12, 2020 2:33 pm

SEX AFTER DEATH
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact.

“Marion, Marion?”

"Is that you, Bob?”

“Yes, I've come back as we agreed."

“That's wonderful! What's it like there?”

"Well, I get up in the morning and I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.Then I have lunch (you'd be proud -- lots of greens!) Another romp around the golf course, then I pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.”

"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"

“No … I'm a bloody rabbit on a golf course in Scotland."
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

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