Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby Monika » Mon Dec 23, 2019 7:04 pm

Husband and Wife are Christmas shopping. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his mobile.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewellers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the pub next door to that."
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby Shallot Man » Tue Dec 24, 2019 10:56 am

Monika. A man after my own heart. :)
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby oldherbaceous » Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:49 pm

Me too, Shallot Man :) ...that did make me chuckle, Monika... :)
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby alan refail » Tue Dec 24, 2019 5:32 pm

He's making a list
He's checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is in violation of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby Stephen » Thu Dec 26, 2019 12:47 pm

:lol:
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby Stephen » Thu Dec 26, 2019 12:48 pm

Meanwhile a Christmas cracker riddle:
What does father Christmas suffer from when he gets stuck in a chimney?
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby oldherbaceous » Thu Dec 26, 2019 12:52 pm

Is it flue!!! :)
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby Stephen » Thu Dec 26, 2019 12:56 pm

He sees you when you're sleeping
And he knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So he is also being investigated under the Protection from Harassment Act 1997, Section 2A
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby Stephen » Thu Dec 26, 2019 12:59 pm

Ver good OH, but it isn't the answer given!
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby Stephen » Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:00 pm

And what do you call two rows of brassicsas planted at 6" spacing?
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby Geoff » Thu Dec 26, 2019 2:10 pm

Claustrophobia
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby oldherbaceous » Thu Dec 26, 2019 2:14 pm

Hot flushes..
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby Geoff » Thu Dec 26, 2019 3:26 pm

A misprint?
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby alan refail » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:20 pm

Image
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Re: Please can we have some more 'funnies'?

Postby Stephen » Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:57 pm

Excellent
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