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naturediva
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Hi everybody :D
Thought I'd share these witty ditties which my son sent to me earlier:-

Two atoms walked into a bar. One turned to the other and said "I think I've lost an electron!"
the other replied "are you sure?"
The first atom turns and says "I'm positive!"

Two cannibals tucking into a clown. First one turns to his friend and asks "does this taste funny to you?"

:) :wink:
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Dear Naturediva, very funny, for a perect Sunday morning. :D
Kind Regards, Old Herbaceous.

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Three little pigs, 2009.
The big bad wolf said, "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."
The three little pigs said "***K off or we'll sneeze on you!"
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naturediva
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The following were obtained by some friends spending an evening on a beer bus :P - so don't expect too much:-

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go the scarcer it becomes.

An office girl had problems with her computer so she called the I.T. guy over to her desk, whereupon he clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away she asked "So what was wrong?" and he replied "It was an 'ID ten T' error". Somewhat puzzled she said "What's an 'ID ten T' error in case I need to fix it next time?" He gave her a smile "Haven't you heard of an 'ID ten T' error before?" "No" she replied. He said "write it down and you'll probably figure it out"..... ID 10 T

Well - I did warn you :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Brilliant...especially like the 3 little pigs.. :lol: :lol:
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Has anybody had that e-mail from the department of health warning you not to eat tinned pork? I ignored it, it was just Spam!

Regards, Essexboy
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Yes, just had to forward the 3 little pigs joke :lol:
and as for the spam - groan and ha ha :wink:
ps. spam must be 'popular' was mentioned in yum yum some days ago - careful it could catch on - er then again no I think not :?
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