Hen Party - all chickens welcome!

[oldherbaceous]

Don't panic theres plenty of room for Rosie the cat.

[Tigger]

Where????

[Chantal]

Or perhaps I can; cheek to cheek with JM's bum doesn't sound very appealing, except to Tigger.

[oldherbaceous]

Um well, i'm not sure i thought it just might calm her down.

[Chantal]

That's not a tattered bag you have there OH, it's a flippin' tardis!

I want to go to the loo. Coming OH?

[Tigger]

Now - Chantal - compared to OH or Peter?

JM wins hands down, or bums up - if you see what I mean?

[Chantal]

That could be a new show then "Bums Up with James Martin"...

[oldherbaceous]

BLOOMING HECK I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE LIKE THAT BEFORE.

[Tigger]

Sign me up - life long membership.

Are there any front row seats available?

[Chantal]

I was about to say the same. Will you PLEASE concentrate on what you're doing and try not to pee in Rosie's cat litter.

[Tigger]

Sorry OH - should have warned you.

It is a unique experience.

[Chantal]

Sign me up - life long membership.

Are there any front row seats available?

No, but there'll always be somewhere to park your bike.

[oldherbaceous]

Sorry i thought they were breadcrumbs.

[Chantal]

As in Tigger's breadcrumbs? You sick puppy.

[oldherbaceous]

I wish i hadn't said that now.