Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humour . . . follow the instructions to find your new name
The following is an excerpt from the children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = bootie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = biscuits
o = hiney
p = chunks
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, Tony Blair's new name is Zippy Liverlips.
John Prescott is Cheeseball Gizzardfanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; Adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day
lots of love
Poopsie Pizzamouth
Roll on spring when we're too busy at the plot to be bothered with this insanity...
Poopsie Pizzamouth!
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- pigletwillie
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well I am now to be known as
Squeezit Gorrilla Buns
it could be worse, I could be called Tony Blair
Squeezit Gorrilla Buns
it could be worse, I could be called Tony Blair
Kindest regards Piglet
"You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind".
"You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind".
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and now you can all adress me as Crusty Gizzardface,im sure its something on those terms the old man calls me anyway
Love you lots like Jelly Tots
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old mans called tush cootieshorts.it was is tush i fell in luv with....ooooh just brought back memories off walking behind him in flintlocks..must go and be with him,back in 10 secs
Love you lots like Jelly Tots
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My partner is Pinky Gizzardsniffer; and I have friends who are Buttercup Hamstersniffer and Bootie Livermouth; worrying isn't it!
I've been laughing so much at this thread I can't see properly. Keep them coming guys...
Poopsie Pizzamouth x
I've been laughing so much at this thread I can't see properly. Keep them coming guys...
Poopsie Pizzamouth x
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OK then, Tootie Bubblepants here, beard neatly trimmed last week, all 6'1" and 19 Stone of me.
At work last year one of the younger ladies was running a variation on this for porn star names, to see what we ended up as.
At work last year one of the younger ladies was running a variation on this for porn star names, to see what we ended up as.