Kitchen Garden Forum

the cats in my allotment normally get fed with a weirauch hw 90 .22 calibre,they seem to prefer logun penetrators as ammo.these arent your domestic fluffy ones but totally feral.when their numbers peak usually mid to late summer,they have to be controlled the destruction they cause to locall wildlife has to be seen to be believed.i must emphasize that these are not your friendly pets,they are out and out vicious killers.

Cats are ok, but i find that they taste just like chicken

Remember Dogs have owners, Cats have STAFF .

Friendly pets, ah, doesn't it warm your heart? What cats REALLY are: pointless wildlife killers who cr*p in the soil and send people blind with the resulting bacteria. Oh, and when they fancy a bit of nookie they keep the whole neighbourhood awake. Don't you just love the cute li'l things?