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Good morning my friends


Thats just awful, I just got home and was shocked to find all the doors and windows open.


There is nothing left, everything is gone!




What kind of person does that to someone elses advent calender?

Bah Humbug.....

Well everybody always left the coffee cream chocolate in our advent calendar.
If even that has gone the state of the nation must indeed be dire !
You'll discover the culprit when they get their invitation to the Diabetic clinic! .

Well, in a moment of chocolate desperation the other night (no chocolate to be found anywhere in the house) we stumbled on an advent calendar someone had bought us (or so we assumed)...except the sweets that came out of the first window didn't look like chocolate but there were sweets, or even 'treats' of a kind.

The clue was on the box's illustration, of course, which showed two large dogs.

Oh dear - dog treats...it was a dog advent calendar for our little Westi!

Woof woof!

Just glad we realised before partaking!

As a rider to that, my (grown up) son was given a world lager advent calendar... a different can of lager for each day ….some guys get all the luck!

Post by KG Tony » Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:10 pm
As a rider to that, my (grown up) son was given a world lager advent calendar... a different can of lager for each day ….some guys get all the luck!


Now if that had been beer............that is what I would call luck!!!!!

KG Tony wrote:
The clue was on the box's illustration, of course, which showed two large dogs.

Oh dear - dog treats...it was a dog advent calendar for our little Westi

Woof woof!

Just glad we realised before partaking!

Well there's a bombshell !!!! I never realised you and Westi were such good friends

Westi, the truth is out

Pa! I'm adopted you weren't supposed to suss the link!

I have never had an advent calendar & neither have the critters! If I want chocolate I want a full bar, not a teeny little temptation! Now however if I had a world lager advent calendar I might be more interested! Now as I'm adopted by Tony & can squeal louder than a boy - can I have your son's KG Tony???

Soz! Sometimes the Aussie leaps out of me - it's uncontrollable! Can anyone even believe that XXXX is not available? They had the best ads for a start. Actually still available in the posh version & on my Santa list! Still got my stubby holder somewhere in the loft as well!