Lizzie's tea party

[Dermatologist]

Must have been Chilli-Oil not Baby-Oil.

[The Grock in the Frock]

someone pass us the apple sauce.stop it piggy keep still

[lizzie]

The Grock is incorigible. Grock, you can't have just apple sauce, he needs a bit of mint as well.

Don't let Chantal near Piggy for his sake, she's got chilli oil trapped under her nails.

Making my eyes water just thinking about it

[Guest]

oh god there he goes running off down the path,christ he IS a bit of a porker

[lizzie]

That's going to make his crackling crisp up

[The Grock in the Frock]

burn the pig! burn the pig! ohh imagine the crackling that will taste soooo good

[lizzie]

Grock where did you put that large spit?

By the way, the bbq up to temp

[Sue]

I reckon you 2 have scared that poor piggy away!

Sue

[The Grock in the Frock]

just got one end in the mouth,ang on its just getting there...thaaats it ,out the other end now.right i'll turn for 1/2 hr,u can have the next turn.arhhhh dosnt he look cute

[pigletwillie]

Heeeeellllllpppppp mmmeeeeeeeeeee

[lizzie]

Poor old Piglet, Grock maybe we should keep him a bit longer, let him fatten up a bit more. We could always spit roast someone else

[Chantal]

Poor Piglet, you lot are soooo cruel, he's really quite sweet. Chilli now removed from fingernails by the way so Piglet you're quite safe.

I'll bet that hot chilli jelly I just made goes nicely with roast pork though...

[lizzie]

Mmmmmm. Someone's got some winter salads ready and we could always bake a nice loaf.......

[pigletwillie]

Aaarrrrrgggghhhhhh! What have you lot done to my poor piglet. He's on fire, spitting and snorting and cracklin' like a good un.

Stuffing anyone?

Mrs Piglet

[The Grock in the Frock]

yessss pleassssse,if u dont mind sharing.hi,hi.hi