Lizzie's tea party

[The Grock in the Frock]

oooooh piglet now theres an offer i CAN NOT turn down,nothing like a bit of humiliation ay now what will it be,a trowel? or a bit of teasel?.ill let you decide

[peter]

Which soccer club do you bunch of depraved bestial spit-roasting gardeners belong to?

You antics over recent days would not disgrace the Sunday Sport

Has the Grock got just a little too excited by Mr Titchmarsh?
Has the Piglet got over-excited by the thought of all thoes potatos going in his trough?
Is Chantel set on being re-cycled?

God knows, but hopefully we will find out soon.


Thanks for the laughter, keep it up.

[pigletwillie]

Football Peter, you must be refering to soccer,

My Football team is Leicester Tigers RFU and I play for a local side called Aylestone St James which at its conception was a church based team (hmmm)I of course whilst being slim and muscular and the speed of Linford Christie (lunch box included), dismissed the idea of playing wing and instead pack down at number 3 in the scrum.

[Guest]

Top piglet, should see them in March at Bath!

[Guest]

PS I DID say soccer!

[pigletwillie]

Will hopefully see Bath being kicked out of the European cup at Welford road work permitting. Nothing like Tigers - Bath rivalry, its a pity they might get relegated this season, its not every side that you can bank on a real hum dinger every time.

[Arnie]

Me thinks that piglet is telling porkies

Kevin

[pigletwillie]

so you did, my appologies but I am poorly with flu and waiting for the girls to come round and mother me

[Arnie]

Hi Piglet
remember the last time they spit roasted you

Kevin

[pigletwillie]

I went to the plot today Kevin with the intension of lugging some manure around, however I really am flued up and had to come home as I ache everywhere. I am sure out of pity Lizzie, Chantal and the Grock wouldnt skewer me again. I need a cold flannel on my fevered brow and some tlc

[The Grock in the Frock]

there ,there ,then pigglet,grock mummy is here now,with lots of t.l.c.would you like me to rub some vick on ye chest sweetheart,or would you like a sponge down with a wet flannel and then maybe a bed time story,snow white and the 7 nimphs,ooops ,sorry ,dwarfs

[pigletwillie]

Grock you sweetheart, hows about Snow white and the 7 nymph dwarves . Oh I have gone all dizzy now. More vicks grock, no not there AAAAGRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH its on fire .

[The Grock in the Frock]

no silly ,thats just memories of the spit roast.now come on now,i'll be your night nurse tonight

[Chantal]

Piglet, watch out for that Vick, she'll make you eat it!

For the record, I have NEVER threatened Piglet with a skewer or any other sharp implement; I'm far too nice a person. Also, I am not a football/soccer fan, I prefer men with different shaped balls and if I had to choose a team it would be the Tigers; not that I've seen them play since Rory Underwood was in the team

[Tigger]

I worry about you lot. I thought I was the dotty one. My colleagues at work think I live in a parallel universe, maybe they could be right, particularly as I am the Director of Mental Health Services. I think I should introduce them to you.