Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 9:37 am
A very THICK one Peter; with a handle for swinging it around peoples heads 
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 9:38 am
Would you like me to send mine down to you Chantal. It's got spikes at the top of my one
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 9:43 am
Mrs P just uses a bit of 4x2 with a nail in it. It must be a woman thing, nails 
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 10:12 am
No, I think a blunt instrument will be just fine. I'd hate to kill him too quickly
What a gorgeous day, I hope it hold's for Malvern
What a gorgeous day, I hope it hold's for Malvern
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 12:40 pm
Just thought you could tenderise the meat before you roasted it. 2 jobs from one action
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 1:39 pm
I think Lizzie you have been in the sun too long and are confusing me with someone else.
I'm Peter and the proposed subject of a battering from Chantal 
, Piglet is innocent, this time .
I'm Peter and the proposed subject of a battering from Chantal , Piglet is innocent, this time .Poor Piglet
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 1:54 pm
What's he done to be threatened by such a battering? 
The sad thing is, I read Lizzie's message and didn't notice as Piglet is usually in so much trouble and Peter has, until recently, been such a nice person. What's happened Peter? Is it that website you keep sending me to look at that's doing the damage? 
The sad thing is, I read Lizzie's message and didn't notice as Piglet is usually in so much trouble and Peter has, until recently, been such a nice person. What's happened Peter? Is it that website you keep sending me to look at that's doing the damage? It's not my fault guv.
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 2:10 pm
It's those big sisters, they led me astray with promises of moderation.....
Have fun at Malvern, I'll be beating myself with ten big sticks, ex-railway sleepers for the greenhouse base.
Have fun at Malvern, I'll be beating myself with ten big sticks, ex-railway sleepers for the greenhouse base.
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:03 pm
Sorry, automatically thought it was the Porky one being cheeky again. Sorry Piglet, I apologise and feel a complete prat now
As for you Peter. Bad Peter, slap slap, having a go at Sheriff Chantal. You're very naughty, but it is so much more fun being naughty
As for you Peter. Bad Peter, slap slap, having a go at Sheriff Chantal. You're very naughty, but it is so much more fun being naughty
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 9:13 pm
Ok, just saw GW at Malvern and I am seriously jealous of you lot this weekend.
Looks like you'll have a fab time. Shopping, great company, good food and a really good laugh.
Have a fab time folks and will hopefully see you all at the Autumn show.
Give the Porky one a hug and one for JB and everyone else
Looks like you'll have a fab time. Shopping, great company, good food and a really good laugh.
Have a fab time folks and will hopefully see you all at the Autumn show.
Give the Porky one a hug and one for JB and everyone else
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 9:18 pm
I don't know what time I'm going to get there as it's quite far for me to drive. Also I've no idea where anything is! So I'll probably meet you lot for lunch. I'll leave my phone on.
See you there!
See you there!
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 8:11 am
We don't know where anything is either Jenny, so as you say, keep your phone on and we'll find you. See you there 
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 8:12 pm
Where is everybody? Its very quiet tonight or is everybody cooking like me.
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 8:16 pm
I've been sorting out chillies for you and Tigger and trying to remember what else you both wanted and packing plates and cutlery and glasses and my camera etc etc and yes, I am now cooking.
Can't wait to see you, how's the tusk?
Can't wait to see you, how's the tusk?
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 8:38 pm
Got there at 3pm ready to be attacked. Endured multiple jabs in an attempt to numb the 2 teeth. No joy and I still have 2 manky tusks awaiting extraction. The dentist put me on horse pills to remove any infection and gave me a return date after our trip to France. BUGGER it as it really is sore.
Anyway, I have now been awake for 31 hours (last night shift last night)and have made the lime cheesecake, the cheese and marmite straws, the coleslaw, the muffins and the quiche and am just getting ready to fill the car with peppers of varying descriptions, tomatoes and odds n sods ready to leave home at 07.00am.
Anyway, I have now been awake for 31 hours (last night shift last night)and have made the lime cheesecake, the cheese and marmite straws, the coleslaw, the muffins and the quiche and am just getting ready to fill the car with peppers of varying descriptions, tomatoes and odds n sods ready to leave home at 07.00am.