I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of going to Heaven.
I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, sold all I owned and gave all my money to the church, would that get me to Heaven"?
"NO!" the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me to Heaven"?
Again the answer was "NO!"[b].
"If I gave sweets to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven"?
Again they answered [b]"NO!".
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, "Then tell me how I can get to Heaven"?
A little boy shouted out..."YOU'VE GOTTA BE FOOKIN DEAD"
Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it.
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Out of the mouths of babes...... 
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There's no fool like an old fool.