hello there! i'm a new person!

[oldherbaceous]

Cheers Zena and Mrs p you didn't take long to blow my cover. I was about to be well behaved but i suppose will have to go back to my naughty old ways.
Sorry Jopsy i just coudn't resist it.
If you want any scandal on any one i'm your man.

Kind regards the silly Old Herbaceous.

Theres no fool like an old fool.

[richard p]

mrs p, youre showing as a guest, which is why no piglet pic,have u forgot to log on?

[jopsy]

pah, here's me thinking your kind n cardiganny!

how old is old?

[pigletwillie]

And once again WITH a picture of Piglet!

Mrs P

[oldherbaceous]

I am very kind, but not very cardiganny, thats a funny old word.
As for my age, it's not polite to ask a gentleman that. Your getting as bad as Mrs P already.

Kind regards a wise Old Herbaceous.

I'm a hard man with a soft collar,

[jopsy]

awww your dh is gorgeous! wish mine had a snout like that

[jopsy]

i made cardinganny up-that's just how i imagined you!
i am sorry if i offended with the old thing-how ageist am i!?

[Chantal]

Don't listen to him Jo, he's just winding you up. He always signs off his posts like he watches too much Hector's House, don't you OH. He's really a kind but piss-taking old Hector...

[Compo]

Hi Jo I am compotastically pleased to welcome you aboard..........they are all mad, what ever you do don't ask about organic stuff it creates a real stink!! But hey it's fun. We are not far apart really what's your soil like, clay here.

If in doubt compost it!!

[Tigger]

Welcome Jopsy. I hope you enjoy our 'conversations' even if they are surreal at times. We're never short of opinions and in amongst all the banter you will find lots of help and support, advice, counter arguments, useful contacts, - pretty much everything!

[jopsy]

hello all
thanks for the lovely friendliness!
our soil is fantastic-not sure if its because weare next door to the graves?!

jo n lily

[CatBud]

Hi Jopsy,

Welcome to a very friendly forum
I'm a teacher too so I definitely know what you mean about gardening helping with stress!

[The Grock in the Frock]

hello,flopsy jopsy,hows it goin .ive heared lots of people are dieing to be were you live welcome to our little family.
i see youve already met mummy chantal and mummy tigger,always there to help
.The daddy seems to be working ,havnt heared from him for a while....thats Piglet Willie,dont mention chillies to him,its a sore subject.See you have met Mrs P,(SOUND AS A POUND).
And theres always a tart in the family...you met her first,Liz,the leasts said about her,the better (luv her really).
Grandpa Allan and Granma Valmarg..dont tell them you smoke,youll be grounded
Lots more aunts and uncles (peters the english teacher...always pulling me on me spelling)
I'm the baby,since im the cutiest and the best lookin one
Glad to have you on board

[jopsy]

hi grock!
i don't smoke-its a nasty habit! but i do drink lots of white wine!
everyone seems v nice! i'm sure i'll settle in very well!
jo n lily

[jopsy]

catbud what age do you teach
i definately need to get away from the planning-so i escape to the garden!
it is pretty stressful isn't it! and that's just the parents!