I've already been asked if I'll be charging other people for using it and more to the point if I'll LET anyone else use it. There's one or two people I would have no problem with but some of the others, they've got to be joking! Allowing some and not others could make it difficult though so maybe I should keep it very private. Also, the lady next door popping in for a pee would be a lot easier to deal with than the enormous bloke at the end of the row popping in for a s**t. There are limits, even to my famous tolerance.
Piglet, may I remind you that Malvern is coming up soon so comments about "pikey tents" should be kept to a minimum in order to ensure your continued well-being and life expectancy?
Nog, whichever drugs you were on last night, please let us all know as they sound like a lot of fun.
Lizzie, no price list as yet, I'd hate to encourage people, however, I do remember Peter's price list and your accompanying song list should they be needed.
Peter, thank you so much for the compliments, however untrue.
There is another use for my Lulu by the way. If there is a brief shower I can dive in there and sit on my toilet (with the lid down) and stay dry whilst all around me are getting wet or running for their cars, it being a shed free zone.
Good value all round I'd say.