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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:05 pm
I need a lulu too.
On plot from 10 'till 6 along with the world and his wife, dog and kids - nowhere to hide - difficult, but I managed.
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:13 am
Chantal, keep the Lulu to yourself. When it comes to public toilets you wouldn't believe how filthy joe public is. They wipe their arses, and instead of flushing it down the loo, they stick it to the wall.
Particularly the gents, if they don't use the urinals and they go into the cubicles, they don't lift the seats, therefore sprinkle all over the seats, they don't flush the toilets for fear that to touch the handle will somehow get urine on their hands. Worst of all is, NONE OF THEM WASH THEIR HANDS when they leave.
There may be people you think you can trust, but my advice would be to keep it to yourself!
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:35 am
My Lulu will remain exclusive to my bottom.
Spent another day at the plot yesterday and very useful it was too. I don't know how I ever managed without it.
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:38 pm
With a bucket and a good sense of balance
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:07 pm
No bucket and bad knees so no balance; I'm lucky to have made it thus far.
A fundamental problem has arisen with the Lulu. Do you remember the "scale of charges" that was posted some time back? This included £10 for a perve. There's no possibility of charging anyone; if the sun is out you can see right through the tent!
With the flaps down!
Anyone can perve from up to 100 yards away!
Do I need a fly sheet to retain what little of my modesty is left? It's like an X-certificate shadow theatre!!! I'm still using it though, needs must as they say...
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:20 pm
You could do what the Punch and Judy man used to do. Walk round with a Rattle then when everyone was sitting down ready collect the sixpence. Then go in the tent and the show starts.
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:06 pm
Chantal, don't, now I've got to clean the study floor.
I did not know you were a devotee of shadow puppetry.
The rest of your site standing round.
"What's she doing now?"
"I dunno, deformed rabbit maybe."
"She did two tailed kangeroo a minute ago!".
Oh dear, genuinely I do sympathise, but a fly sheet, how droll.