Ho ho ho
Is that the best you can manage Piglet? (not bad actually) Where have you been during the latter half of this?
IS THIS THE WAY TO TAMARILLO ?
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What do you call an Indian who lives in a matchbox
Ram Din
Ram Din
Kindest regards Piglet
"You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind".
"You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind".
Thanks folks. I've been reading the site for a while but hadn't plucked up courage to post!
But now I have, prepare for lots of questions!
In the meantime:
Q: What do you call a man who stands between two houses?
A: Ali
Q: What do you call a man between two houses on the second storey?
A: Alistair
But now I have, prepare for lots of questions!
In the meantime:
Q: What do you call a man who stands between two houses?
A: Ali
Q: What do you call a man between two houses on the second storey?
A: Alistair
Now that you've had your jokes can we get back to the subject. I too have a packet of seeds.
An easy one to solve with a bit of Googling, here is a taster:-
Propagation: Seeds and cuttings may be used for propagation. Seeds product a high-branched, erect tree, while cuttings develop into a shorter, bushy plant with low-lying branches. The tree does not always come true from seed, but is most likely to if one is careful to take seed from red fruits with black seed pulp or yellow fruits with yellow seed pulp. Germination is accelerated by placing washed and dried seed in a freezer for 24 hours before planting out. Cuttings should be of 1 to 2 year-old wood 3/8 to l inch thick and 18 to 30 inches long. The leaves are removed and the base cut square below a node. Cuttings can be planted directly in the ground, but should not be permitted to fruit the first year.
Allan
An easy one to solve with a bit of Googling, here is a taster:-
Propagation: Seeds and cuttings may be used for propagation. Seeds product a high-branched, erect tree, while cuttings develop into a shorter, bushy plant with low-lying branches. The tree does not always come true from seed, but is most likely to if one is careful to take seed from red fruits with black seed pulp or yellow fruits with yellow seed pulp. Germination is accelerated by placing washed and dried seed in a freezer for 24 hours before planting out. Cuttings should be of 1 to 2 year-old wood 3/8 to l inch thick and 18 to 30 inches long. The leaves are removed and the base cut square below a node. Cuttings can be planted directly in the ground, but should not be permitted to fruit the first year.
Allan
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- pigletwillie
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What do you call a woman with fruit on her head?
Flan
Flan
Kindest regards Piglet
"You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind".
"You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind".