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by peter
Sun May 28, 2006 11:49 pm
Forum: Growing places
Topic: Greenhouse cleanser advice please.
Replies: 4
Views: 3494

Greenhouse cleanser advice please.

Any advice on the best greenhouse cleaning substance(s)?

Having re-assembled and glazed my 12'x8' I'm having trouble seeing out due to algae, moss, lichen and sticky glue from a former reaident rose. :oops:
by peter
Sun May 28, 2006 12:20 am
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Ideal lottie present
Replies: 25
Views: 8357

Just make sure you lend him some high heels Tigger, or you'll be looking down at him all day!

Saw him on the memorial stand at Chelsea one year, doing and re-doing his bit to camera, he got hidden b a lupin at one point. :shock:
by peter
Sun May 28, 2006 12:15 am
Forum: General chatter
Topic: RAISING MONEY
Replies: 15
Views: 5618

Watch out Grock, Lizzie's pimped her signature, if you're not careful she'll pimp you to raise funds! :wink:
by peter
Sun May 28, 2006 12:13 am
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Sexually active small persons without a father.
Replies: 18
Views: 5991

Personally I hope after they cut the wire that it sprang at them and cut them, deeply, in the face, might scare them off. But plenty of mud would be OK. Looked like they were trying to disguise the hole or build a hide or den as the hole opened into a recess between one old boys shed and the blackth...
by peter
Sun May 28, 2006 12:02 am
Forum: Birds, Animals and Livestock
Topic: Hencam
Replies: 11
Views: 5817

Reality TV for chicks!


Groooaaannnnn. :twisted:
by peter
Sun May 28, 2006 12:00 am
Forum: Growing places
Topic: Turf in greenhouse?
Replies: 1
Views: 2609

Turf in greenhouse?

My greenhouse is going up on an area that was ; 1990 lawn. 1995 veg patch. 2000 back to lawn as I got an allotment . I am making two beds, one down a side and one across the end. The remainder will be levelled and slabbed. This process will produce a lot of poor quality turf which I would like to re...
by peter
Sat May 27, 2006 11:46 pm
Forum: Best practices
Topic: nettles to feed pumpkins
Replies: 3
Views: 2381

I posted some time ago on squash growing. Top tips. Plant through a weed suppressor. Plant a 2L bottle next to each plant, no cap, bottom cut off, cap end down and with a four foot cane through the cap hole. I'm on clay, so if it drys your water runs away and only goes down a bit. The bottle puts it...
by peter
Sat May 27, 2006 12:23 am
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Sexually active small persons without a father.
Replies: 18
Views: 5991

Some little darlings re-visited since last night and cut the wire above the repaired hole. :evil:

Oh well, at least it wasn't raining this time, so the dog could sunbathe while I patched. :?
by peter
Thu May 25, 2006 8:06 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Aargh this weather
Replies: 42
Views: 14396

Help, there is this strange yellow disc hanging from the sky.....
by peter
Tue May 23, 2006 11:56 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Aargh this weather
Replies: 42
Views: 14396

Chelsea...

There they were, drilling a borehole. I read in my paper that damage from wind and rain is widespread amoungst the more delicate plants and many blooms, with paths already seas of mud. '76 drought and Dennis Howell, "Minister for Rain", appoint a minister for dorought and it starts to rain...
by peter
Tue May 23, 2006 11:44 pm
Forum: Weeds, Pests and Diseases
Topic: divine retribution ??
Replies: 17
Views: 8238

Tigger, is that how you got the moniker?
by peter
Mon May 22, 2006 9:42 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Sexually active small persons without a father.
Replies: 18
Views: 5991

Sexually active small persons without a father.

Go on work it out. Just got back from two hours in the pouring rain fixing two holes in our boundary fence. One looks like some little darling has unpicked the top of the chainlink and pulled it apart. Resonably easy to fix. The other they had cut the chainlink, straining wire and all, removed a 3' ...
by peter
Mon May 22, 2006 12:05 am
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Gardening attire
Replies: 50
Views: 15606

Chantal wrote:Blimey Peter, I'm glad I have a drink poured out! :lol:


Missed your earlier list of your attire, just sprayed the dog with whisky! :shock: :oops:

Bet you pray devoutly. :wink:
by peter
Mon May 22, 2006 12:02 am
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Gardening attire
Replies: 50
Views: 15606

jopsy wrote:Oh Glad I'm not different then!
Peter what BEAST :twisted:


To quote Manuel, "Que?"
by peter
Sun May 21, 2006 8:12 pm
Forum: General chatter
Topic: Gardening attire
Replies: 50
Views: 15606

Sorry Chantal, I tend to have that effect on the ladies.
:twisted: