The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. They asked the curator of the gallery for an interpretation. He explained how it represented the sexual emasculation of African-Canadians in ...

Followng the March issue,Tesco's April issue gave away:- Carrot-Chantenay Red Cored 2 Lettuce-Little Gem Cabbage-Golden Acre/Primo and the freebie"Crops from Pots" supplement. The "other magazine" an interesting 3 in 1:- Summer Squash-Yellow Scallop Pumpkin-Jack O'Lantern and for...

Evening N.B.
Found this site on Google,curious about as Ihave not heard of it before:-http://www.laurelfarmherbs.co.uk/herbcatalogue/details.php?plantid=185
If it grows to 18 inches then it may be that is how far apart they are planted also.

On the site this morning, there was a discussion about which was the favourite tool for digging.Spades and forks came out on top but it seems that the heavy-duty Chillington type is also favoured amongst the younger element with long-handled spades being used by the older element. A few put forward ...

Bitter wind blowing over the site this morning,so much so that I had to wear a hat!!Ground good and I had an hour's dig,forecast tonight dry,clear,and minus 4C.Good digging weather.

The Sun god has been kind to us on our Patron Saints day here in South Wales,wall to wall sunshine since it rose after 7 o'clock this morning and temperature in double figures. Spent the morning on the allotment and it felt good to have the sun on my back. http://bestsmileys.com/sun/3.gif http://bes...

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe' with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' 'Sounds great, I'll have the same,' says the emu. A short time later the waitress returns ...

Fruit trees,Johnboy.I am thinking of planting a plum and there are plum/greengage trees 50 yards or so from where I intend planting it .If they will act as pollinaters then it will give a better choice of variety to plant.Unfortunately only room for one.

Evening Clive,
To see something REALLY filthy,mucky and oily click on the link:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnTnXp3LUUU

How far away should cross-pollinating trees be from each other?The books and articles which I have read always seem to say "nearby".What is "nearby",5 yards,50 yards,or what?

classic farmer joke A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car broke down. He walked a ways and found a farmer who would let him use his phone. Well, the farmer seemed to be a real stereotypical rural type, so the ventriloquist thought it would be possible to have some fun with him...

Thank you everyone for your good wishes on my impending retirement next December,I have been told that retirement is "the best kept secret." He wrote on my form,Mouse,"to carry on in current role until retirement in December 2010-career plan longer term (12 months plus):N/A.

Evening Elaine,
I can't claim credit for the fly pictures.They were e-mailed to me by a mate,who in turn was e-mailed them by his son in America.I just thought that it was so good that I had to share and put it on this Forum.

Arrived home this evening in time to catch a local television programme called"Weatherman Walking" presented by our BBC weather man here in Wales,Derek Brockway. He has been doing a series of walks around Wales and this evening it was on the Llyn Peninsular,where Alan lives,and took us on ...

Thanks for your views,Peter.No creosote substitute and engine oil on my shed,the Sadolin seems good.