The dumbing down of the English language with the over-use of the more obscene swear words in public:and substituting words such as"gonna","gunna",and "sorta" for the proper words.

Is it too late to take cuttings this year?

.......where do all those MPV"s, SUV"s 4x4"s and cars go in the school holidays

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Margaret Thatcher.
Coronation Street.
Eastenders.
Emmerdale.
My false teeth!!!!
Tripe.
Courgettes.
Smart cars.

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School holidays because the roads are freed up when the school run cars are parked up and I can get from A to B in reasonable time.

Received next season"s catalogue from Wallis Seeds today and still giving good value,no discernible price rises or change in packet contents.

Evening Alan,

Reckon I"ll cut down on my garlic consumption!!!!!!!

Called in at the allotment after work and although we"ve had rain most of the night and heavy showers this morning the ground was still dry.Dave was was rotavating dust! Bob the Laypreacher let me pick some of his redcurrants and I picked 12 lbs from one bush.They will make a few jars of jelly....

Evening Sally,
You were "Wright".Lifted my garlic yesterday and the Elephant Garlic bulbs are ginormous Some of them are fifteen inches in circumference.Happy

No blackfly on my broad beans but lovage covered with them.

A Royal Navy Captain hates Brussel Sprouts so much that he has banned them from being served on his ship,the Devils Vegetable is his name for them!
Now,if he had banned courgettes I would have agreed with him,they are my Devils Vegetable.I"ll grow them but not eat them!!

Subject: Thank You Letter This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to any...

and why not........The local Home Bargains shop,to paraphrase a lager advert,sell probably the best crisps in the world!Lovingly made in Yorkshire by Seabrook"s and also now sold in Asda and Sainsbury"s. Probably the best thing to come out of Yorkshire since Freddie Truman and Geoff Boycott

If using mole hill spoil in potting mixes, added to compost heaps etc. as advocated in some gardening books,does it have to be sterilised before use because of the risk of passing on listeria?